La Escudilla Restaurant כשר — Restaurant in Madrid

Only giving them one star because zero isn't an option. The second of four nights in Madrid, we sat down for our second dinner here. When we ordered, we were told what we ordered wouldn't be enough for two people. "That's okay," we said, "We'll start with that and if we're hungry we'll order more." Apparently, what they meant was, if you don't order as much as we arbitrarily decide is worth our time, you can't eat here. So even though we had spent 55 Euro the night before; even though we only eat kosher and they're the only kosher restaurant for miles; even though they would have had our business for two more nights; they kicked us out and lost customers rather than have customers who "only" spent 21 Euro. Then they charged us for the flat water that we'd ordered only because they hadn't charged us for it the night before. That night we ate peanut...

After the huffing and puffing of taking my order (everything that we ordered was an inconvenience for them) I had washed for the bread (the best tasting item on the menu). On my way back from washing, I was handed my soup that I ordered to take all the way back to my table. (Since there is no bread by the washing station, I was unable to speak.) I am a well known klutz for handling hot liquid and I couldn't even decline their generous job offer. When I successfully brought my soup over and got the rest of my meal, I was promoted from waitress to chef and had to dump all ingredients on the table to make it edible. Basically, bring your own...

We has 730 reservations. Switched to 1030 which they confirmed. Arrived at 1033 after walking 30 minutes and flying halfway across the globe to find out from a guy outside "three guys just locked up five minutes ago". No call or text asking or telling us. (they had our info). My guess it was a light night because it's the 9 days so they wanted to leave early (online says 1130). All we wanted was pizza and sure enough rimon pizza was literally around the corner and open....