Ma Kellys — Restaurant in England

OH Wow, I think this is my most painful review to date. But here goes.... Where to start, place was an Utter Dive, a place where Barrel Scrapings Live, where the Easy meet the Desperate. Where clear healthy skin dosnt exist, mostly full of the Older Gal Trying Too Hard, or the Middle Aged Acne with the Makeup Cemented On. There's also the Ronseal Brigade with the skirts practically round their waists. Theres no dress code, (I guessed that myself), mostly Riots really. The Security Staff, well not really in my opinion, just glorified doormen. The Smell of Urine from the Toilets was disgusting and the Carpets were Smelly too. I also loved the 2 who tried it on with my other half. After watching me go to the loo. My other half wasn't impressed with Cyclops and her Dumpy Pal. Lol Seriously how hard up do you have to be to try and chat up someone else's partner whilst your in the loo. I thought they were TVs. But Honestly I've seen far better looking ones. They obviously didn't look in mirror b4 leaving house, and seriously needed a going over by Rentokil. Basically I'd class this place as the Twilight Zone, with a strong hit of Piss. Place needs a serious deep clean, like some of...

We came from London for a small break my partner and I.. Ma Kellys is a brilliant happy atmosphere and was a highlight of our visit until a young security man was aggressive and rude for no reason at all.. he lied profusely and man handled my partner with no just cause We had a drink each.. dancing happily and at no harm or interaction with nobody else.. my partner stepped up onto the stage step.. not stage and this young and very inexperienced security grabbed him with huge force and marches him at speed out of the club... Claiming my partner had been told multiple times to get off !! This was not the truth we hadn't been on the dancefloor long enough to be told any numbers of time !! I am a manager of a pub and have had many security courses to educate myself about situations...that form of precaution used by said staff was completely inappropriate and inciting behaviour... He will only ever cause trouble instead of preventing it Having said all this what...

Wee visit here every Oct weekend but this time on Oct 28th wee stopped off at Shannaginns first for one drink and a guy leaned across our drink as if to take it it wee said wow that's ours he moved off very quickly so finished our drink went to Ma Kelly's just bought our drink n my husband started to feel funny so wee went outside he then Sat down flipped back n started making croaking noises n turning grey a called doorman over who took really good care of him he was then violently sick doorman gave him water and wanted him to go too hospital but he said he felt better except for pain in his neck after he finished water they got us a taxi no to hotel my husband and I want to really really thank the doorman n manager with all our hearts as I was panicking and they looked after us so well thank you with all our hearts yours always Mr n Mrs Venters will see u...