Nando's are renowned across the UK for kind, courteous staff, excellent venues and ostensibly pricing chicken per gram more than gold. This venue by Victoria station in London lives by the same Nando's script. That's not to say it's bad. Far from it. In fact the venue is rather nice. It bustles along, people come and go and no one bats an eyelid that chicken here is more expensive than venison. Cheeky Nando's. You can't write a review without saying "Cheeky Nando's" can you. It's practically law. The staff were great here. The wind was blowing a proper hooley and the door was being held closed by the foot of a well dressed, slightly camp young man on the inside who, after I bumped my head on the glass door trying to rush in was looking strangely at me with friendly bemusement. They were quite busy and he politely turned away a couple who followed us in, disappeared briefly leaving me holding the door shut my my foot (for a wee maybe? I didn't ask.), and then returned to usher us to a nearby table. Ordering was a bit chaotic. It's all done via an app on your phone now but we didn't know that until we'd managed to stare down a passing service attendant who were all very well trained in stubbornly refusing to make eye contact. She explained without a hint of condescension and in old person, mono-syllabic language that we needed to use our phones. After a very short while our drinks arrived, followed momentarily by our food. We'd ordered the sharing platter and actually it was rather good! We ate everything, as you'd expect - since what we were actually paying for was a Marco Pierre-White three course meal with fine wine. Followed by a cheese board. And port. By the time we were done we'd left nothing but bones and some of the pattern was still left on the plates. Summary: Really nice establishment, great staff and the chicken was chicken. OK, it was really good chicken too. I'll go again if I'm round that way (and have won the lottery the week before). Joking aside, if you like Nando's and everything it has to offer you can't go wrong, it lives up to the franchise expectations.