Tortilla Manchester Piccadilly — Restaurant in Manchester

As a man with family in Mexico, I am burdened with the thought contagion of knowing how good Mexican food is. She slaps. And no matter how earnestly they try, British outlets simply cannot manage to slap the same. Flights are expensive, and so I am left in desolation.

Until Nick. Nick was quick. Nick was precise. Nick was generous and helpful and threw me together something that I should not have been able to acquire without trying to use broken Spanish. The food quality is pretty good, nothing utterly insanely good but higher quality than I'm used to here for sure. But Nick? Nick had the soul of a 4ft Abuela hoping to fatten me up before some gringa chica steals me away and starves me on quinoa salad. Dios mio,...

Insufferably rude staff who after ignoring me for a few mins (only 1 other person in front of me) told me I had to stand in the correct place to be served - the correct place wad 2 feet to the left of where I already was. Yet I apologised and moved to where he indicated he then proceeded to make sarcastic remarks to rhe other customers about my not being able to understand his instructions as to where to stand. He proceeded to do the same thing to a new customer who simply walked away thereby losing business. I wonder how many customers he loses this way in a day. Ridiculous behaviour by him alone. Another lovely lad walked over to wish me a great rest of my day and if it wasn't for him I would have...

Chris didn’t just make me a burrito—he crafted a structurally sound, tortilla-wrapped masterpiece. The precision, the finesse, the sheer architectural integrity of his wrap job was something to behold. Honestly, if the ancient Egyptians had Chris, their mummies would still be intact today, wrapped tighter than my post-holiday jeans.

Chris’s unwavering commitment to ensuring not a single grain of rice made a daring escape. The man wraps with the confidence of someone who’s seen things—things like poorly wrapped burritos disintegrating in customers’ hands. Not on his watch.

All in all, 10/10 experience. Would let Chris wrap my worldly possessions in...