Morrisons Cafe — Restaurant in Newark and Sherwood

We've been to Morrisons cafe in Newwrk before and it really wasn't great but thought wed give it a second chance as we were passing and when we've had it elsewhere it's been pretty nice. We were paying cash so had to go to the counter it then took ages for us to get served, they had seen us multiple times but as it was busy so we understood and waited. We ordered a Fanta, a tea, large breakfast with no mushrooms and an extra egg and the omelette and chips. First my fancta was luke warm out of the machine which wasn't great but what ever 🤷 Then the food came... They brought my partners out with mushrooms but without eggs and sausages? The lady just looked us gone out when we explained it was wrong and proceeded to keep asking "are U sure?" But anyway she ended up taking it back. I then started eating mine why we waited, the chips were greasy cold and hard and the omelette was cold dry and solid in the corners at this point we talked about just asking for a refund but we were hungry and in a rush so decided lesson learnt we just won't come back then my partners came back out they had just scrapped the mushrooms off the plate (well most of them) they'd left all the juice and bits under the very over cooked eggs that theyd put on the plate and anemic bacon. Hash browns were overcooked and everything was greasy. Teabags didn't...

⭐️⭐️⭐️☆☆ – Sausages: Sizzlin’. Tables: Not so much.

Ah, Morrison’s Café – where you can get two meals for £15 and a side of chaos (free of charge!).

We both went for the sausage special – three sausages each, because anything less would be an insult. Add in chips, beans, an egg and a bottle of Diet Coke, and we were living our best budget-friendly lives. Honestly, with all the choices on offer, it was harder to pick a drink than it is to decide what to watch on Netflix.

Food came out quicker than a toddler when you mention cake. No complaints there – hot, tasty, and sausage-tastic.

Now for the plot twist: finding a clean table was like playing Café Cluedo. “Is it ketchup stains with the knife on table 12?” or “Old beans with the teaspoon on table 5?” Only about three clean tables in sight – and I think they were holding them for royalty.

To be fair, there were plenty of staff about, but most seemed to be practicing the ancient art of looking very busy while doing absolutely nothing. Olympic-worthy, really.

So overall: ✅ Bargain food ✅ Speedy service ✅ Sausage satisfaction ❌ Table trauma

Would I go again? Probably. But next time I’m bringing Dettol wipes and a tray...

Woefully incompetent. Ordered a simple omelette, after paying I was then informed they didn't have any? I asked them then begrudgingly for a small breakfast with an egg, this was available. How odd no omelettes but can have a fried egg. Then was told they were pre packed omelettes. Really? After a further 30 minute wait for my small breakfast 7 other customers received their orders which were placed after mine. Finally Iasked for a refund as waited too long and they seemed to think I was in the wrong! Shrugged shoulders and dirty looks from the staff. How rude and will not...