🍝☕️✨ Café Carluccio is fabulous… but let’s be real: it’s basically the House of James. ✨☕️🍝
James isn’t just a waiter — he’s a full-on ⭐️ show. The food arrives hot, but his service? 🔥🔥🔥 Michelin-star level banter with a side of angel wings 😇. He’s quicker than espresso ⚡️, smoother than tiramisu 🍰, and more comforting than an extra portion of garlic bread 🥖💛.
Honestly, if James ever leaves, they’ll have to rename it Café Tragedio 😭. The man deserves a crown 👑, a promotion 📈, and possibly his own Netflix special 🎤.
So yes, 100% recommend Café Carluccio. The pasta is lovely 🍝, the portions perfect 🍷, the vibe adorable 💕… but James? James is the main course.
Thank you, angel — from Rob 💌 (your number...
Read moreHad the full English breakfast this morning, for £9.95 it was disappointing. The only saving grace were the hash browns (which arrived separately because they forgot to put them on) which were lovely. The bacon was barely worth being on the plate, the eggs weren't cooked to how I asked for them, the sausages were obviously left warming for some time, the mushrooms were the smallest I have ever seen, although they weren't swimming in liquid as is normally the case in most places, the beans were dried up and no sauces out, or asked if we wanted any. I think I will stick to the Toby Carvery buffet breakfast at Calder Island which is much cheaper and...
Read moreWasn't very appetising... The whites of the eggs looked yellow.. The food was like warm The coffee turned up once we were half way through eating the food.. I used to enjoy eating here when it was owned by Sainsburys but I think in future I will eat in the town centre..
Was ideal for parking.. Easy access for disabled. Tables were clean and tidy The staff were polite
We were offered another customers food and drinks to...
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