Red Horn Coffee House and Brewing Co. — Restaurant in Cedar Park

Gather 'round, my fellow beer disciples, for I have discovered a holy grail of brews at Red Horn Coffee and Brewing! Let me preach to you the gospel of their impeccable beer list, a testament to divine craftsmanship featuring over 20 heavenly libations, including not one, not two, but five barrel-aged imperial stouts that'll have you shouting "Hallelujah!"

Our Church of Beer attendees were stirred by the righteous flavors of the Rye Barrel Aged Suburban Ninja Imperial Stout, while the Pilsner offered a taste of paradise with its crisp and refreshing notes. And let us not forget our brethren and sistren who crave the bitter hoppy goodness, for Red Horn delivers salvation in every IPA pint.

Furthermore, this brew sanctuary is also dedicated to a sacred space for adults, free from the distractions of youthful frivolities. No playgrounds or childish menus here, just a pure communion of beer-loving souls… and the occasional caffeine addict. Whilst children are not forbidden, Red Horn clearly prefers bad parenting decisions happen elsewhere.

Though the outside seating may be reminiscent of typical Austin area parking lot pews, fear not, for Red Horn's covered patio is a refuge from even the fiercest storms, providing shelter and solace for all who seek it.

Let us raise our glasses in praise for the friendly and patient staff, whose devotion to our tasting needs knows no bounds. And while our bellies were not filled with earthly delights this visit, the promise of sandwiches and charcuterie boards beckons us back for another round.

So heed my words, brethren, and journey to Red Horn Coffee and Brewing on the north side of town, for it is a temple of beer worthy of pilgrimage. Cheers to...

Super stoked for this place - my friends come here AT LEAST once a week. Was recommended a sandwich (most expensive on the menu) by and I politely told them I couldn’t eat it because it after trying it. It was nothing like described and so sickening sweet I couldn’t even eat it. I’m currently in a handicap boot and crutches and have a limited stomach for what I can eat and they wouldn’t remake me a sandwich. Also I asked for a simple cold dip that could suffice and be the first thing on my stomach tonight (that I’d happily pay for to not get sick from the interaction of taking medication without food on my stomach). Regardless, as someone who has ample experience in the food industry as well as a background in dietetics - I should have had a new sandwich made if sent it back. I was very hyped up about this place and am utterly disappointed and am going home starving because they wouldn’t make me anything or offer any services to try and make up for it. They weren’t even polite about it either, whatsoever, so I have to complain about the customer service experience. I had planned on attending every trivia night until this occurrence.

Other than that, wonderful night - but from personal experience, I wouldn’t have tipped me if I was in the server’s shoes.

With all due respect, I deserved better customer...

I am pleased to support local businesses, especially smaller establishments. Red Horn has a nice vibe - dark wood, onsite bean roaster, board games, live music, trivia - it's like they want people to hang out and socialize rather than taking their drink and moving on. How cool! I like how they cater to both of the sociably acceptable addictions - alcohol and caffeine. :)

However, I was not pleased today with the value of my mocha latte.

Why is your cup size so small and still the standard price? Is it the atmosphere? 8oz is a mere measuring cup. Up to a quarter of that is foam. The 10 oz cup makes it appear bigger, but it is really only half full of actual coffee. For a coffee lover that is not enough. Four mouthfuls. A dollar each.

I returned with all the meekness of Oliver Twist to ask sir for some more and my plea was granted with a Dickensian explanation about full portions and foam settling, the gist of which I have faithfully relayed above. Please Mr Bumble, sir, have...