Panera Bread

The story of a tragic young woman’s death at this location.

Once upon a time, there was a young woman named Sarah who loved trying out new foods. One day, she decided to try Panera Bread's famous squash soup.

As she savored every spoonful, she suddenly felt a strange sensation. Her skin began to tingle, and before she knew it, she was engulfed in a bright light.

When the light faded, Sarah realized that something incredible had happened. She had transformed into a Pokémon, with vibrant orange fur and a long, curly tail. She looked around and saw that she was inside the Panera Bread restaurant, surrounded by other Pokémon who were dining on bread, salads, and other treats.

At first, Sarah was confused and a little frightened, but she soon realized that being a Pokémon had its advantages. She could communicate with other Pokémon and understand their language. She also had incredible speed and agility, which allowed her to leap over tables and race through the restaurant with ease.

As Sarah explored her new surroundings, she discovered that each type of Pokémon had its own favorite food. The water-type Pokémon loved Panera Bread's refreshing lemonade, while the fire-type Pokémon couldn't get enough of the restaurant's spicy soups and sandwiches.

Sarah was delighted to be a part of this vibrant and exciting world, and she knew that she would never forget her amazing transformation. And whenever she craved a delicious bowl of squash soup, she knew exactly where to go.

But later she discovered the harsh reality of being in a Pokémon’s shoes. She had to battle.

Fire, Water, Fairy, Grass, and Bugs.

She fought them all.

Unfortunately, she was trapped within a Poké ball unable to escape she threw up squash soup inside of the ball. Drowning in her own throw up, she died, tragically, gasping for air. Can you understand witnessing this entire thing going on? How do you feel my shoes? I pray for Sarah’s family. And I also pray for this location improving their meals.

• xoxo Jake