Traditions at Scott — Restaurant in Columbus

Scott has revolutionalized the idea of what a meal is. Through the power or psychological warfare they beat naive freshman into submission by offering the illusion of choice. You don't realize until it is far too late that all you will ever really eat is chicken, macaroni and cheese, and Mongolian food if you are lucky. By this point you have become emotionally dependent on the building. Your life will change to accomodate the hours and you will find yourself excited when they serve wings, no matter how bad they are. I have a theory that the music being played is a form of subconcious mind control because no one ever seems to question anything that happens here. If you do question something, they make you disappear in 3 or 4 years. I have been to this dining hall about 1000 times since August 2015, so I have learned most of its secrets. But even though I know that Scott will one day become sentient and destroy the OSU campus. I am powerless to stop it. That is why I am asking you dear reader to band together and stop this monstrosity before it become too powerful. It feeds on mediocrity, so the only way to stop it is to pretend you are loving the food until you actually do. This will trick it into thinking it can't feed off your life force. I already accomplished this with the chicken balls they used to serve. I ate them so often and enjoyed them that it forced the dining hall to replace them with real chicken and stop making them self serve. While I may have dealt it a mortal blow, I fear it will recover if we don't press the attack. Be warned, this place seems happy and cheerful on the outside, but lurking just underneath the surface is an evil we could never hope to comprehend. Also, the omelette station is pretty good,...

This place is awesome until you realize that the food is mediocre in taste and ingredients and is poorly prepared. Kcomm does dining (certainly breakfast) way better so I'm not sure where the disconnect is. Scott might have more options but it is the same thing nearly every day with few variations. That's fine if you aren't there often but it gets old fast if you're there even once a day. If you take the time to watch the food prep or look at the ingredients, you'll realize that the food is not healthy. Employees can attest to the poor-quality ingredients used on nearly everything.The eggs at breakfast aren't close to looking like eggs except for the fact that they're yellow and the breakfast sandwiches are sometimes palatable. Too much oil is used on nearly everything and it's quite unsettling. Apart from food quality, the breakfast meat is no longer self serve so you end up waiting 2 minutes for someone to give you a quarter serving of chicken when you could have gotten it yourself. They take away different condiments for no reason (haven't had Smoky Tabasco for about a year now and just took away buffalo sauce). The music is usually bumpin though. They are better at playing good songs than they are at serving good food. I could go on for paragraphs...

I went to Scott Traditions a lot my freshman year and have a lot of memories there. They offer a large variety of food at once which is good, but unfortunately they don't change up the food stations that much. I think it would benefit a lot from having at least a couple of stations that would change food from week to week. I think that the staff at Scott Traditions is great. The cooks and people who serve you the food are always friendly and they do a good job making sure the food is stocked. Also I think the cleaning crew is very efficient because I rarely saw a mess anywhere and if someone did spill something they would be quick to clean it up. Inside there are a lot tables to eat at whether you are by yourself or with a larger group. The only time I would have trouble finding a table would be around noon on weekdays and sometimes in the evenings on week days but most of the time it would only be a few minutes until I...