KFC — Restaurant in Cypress

Well well well, where do I even begin with this review of Kentucky Fried Chicken and their oh-so-tiny chicken wings that are 2 inches by 2 inches. As a chicken wing connoisseur, I must say that I am utterly disappointed and frankly, upset, at the size of these wings.

At 2 inches by 2 inches, these wings are smaller than my pinky finger! I understand that KFC wants to keep their prices affordable, but come on, KFC!

These wings are so small that they make me wonder if they were plucked from baby chickens.

The chicken wings are so small; they should come with a magnifying glass instead of a napkin.

I was quite upset when I saw the size of these wings. I mean, I'm not expecting a wing the size of a Thanksgiving turkey, but something a little more substantial would be nice.

Now, for my humorous take on the matter. I must say that the 2x2 inch chicken wings made me upset. It's as if Kentucky Fried Chicken is trying to give customers the illusion that they are serving a large portion of chicken wings, when in reality, they are serving something closer to chicken ant wings.

Speaking of ants, I'll provide analogies to help put the size of the chicken wings into perspective:

"If ants had a favorite fast-food chain, it would definitely be KFC. They could carry a whole bucket of chicken wings by themselves." "I think I saw an ant bench-pressing a KFC chicken wing in the parking lot." "Those ants are like tiny bodybuilders, flexing their muscles as they carry that KFC chicken wing." "If ants had a gym, their favorite exercise would be the KFC chicken wing lift." "Ants carrying a KFC chicken wing are like marathon runners carrying a baton." "Ants carrying a KFC chicken wing is like a tiny nature documentary, showcasing the impressive strength and organization of these small creatures." "Those ants must have super strength to carry that KFC chicken wing. Maybe they're secretly superheroes." Kentucky Fried Chicken's chicken wings are smaller than an ant's appetite. If you were to gather a group of ants and give them a single 2x2 inch chicken wing to share, they would probably turn up their antennae in disgust.

But back to my review. I understand that KFC is known for their secret blend of herbs and spices, but come on! The size of those wings was just ridiculous. I felt like I needed to order a dozen just to get a decent amount of meat.

In conclusion, if you're looking for a filling meal, I'd suggest looking elsewhere. But if you're in the market for some chicken wings that are small enough to be carried by ants, then KFC is the place for you!

David A. Rembert Assistant Professor of...

I have been coming to this location for years but whatever staff and management they have now is totally unprofessional. I purchased a 4 piece chicken meal, of which when I got home the wing was very small and the fries half full and old. So I call them and to make the complaint. The woman named Unique on the phone tells me to bring it back and they will replace the meal. Mind you, it’s 9:30 pm. I get my 3 year old daughter redressed and get back to my car and drive all the way back to KFC with the understanding that my meal would be replaced. I drive up and tell them I am here, the lady at the window Maria.. tells me there is no Crispy chicken left, and offered me original or grilled. Now I don’t eat either one of those and that is not what I was told before driving back but that my meal would be replaced. She then throws perfectly good chicken ( that I bought back at their request) in the trash in front of me and says sorry we don’t have any chicken. She then tells me she can cook some but I will need to wait 30 Minutes!! At this time I am upset because not only did you mislead me but so ungraciously insulted me by throwing the chicken away in my face to tell me there is no more of its kind left. Maria then without any compassion but very rudely tells me to take my money back and go somewhere else. I asked for the Manager, she gave me a card with the Manager Sam name on there. I called Sam and he listened and assured me that if I come back the next day he would replace the meal. So fast forward I just pulled out to get my replaced meal and they said “ The manager said only give you two wings, a side and drink” But I explained I purchased the 4 piece meal and he said he will replace the meal. I then called Sam again and he states” since the problem was with the wings I replaced the wings, because I didn’t know you got your money back” totally disregarding the way I was treated, the fact that I had to drive back to the restaurant after I was told my meal would be replaced only to hear they have no chicken and the inconvenience of me having to go somewhere else at 10 pm at night with my 3 year old to get something else to eat. Which should have been compensated by at least giving me the meal I originally came for. What an embarrassment and disgrace for professionalism. With this type of attitude the business can not prosper. God is in control, we do unto our neighbors as we would have done...

I had a disappointing experience during my recent visit. Yuridia, the cashier was rude and unprofessional. I was charged, by Yuridia, for sauces that should have come with my order. When I asked for them, I was told, by Yuridia, that each 8-count meal only comes with one sauce. When I asked to buy more, she rudely said they would be $0.50 each—which I paid. Later, when I had a chance to look at my receipt, I saw that each meal clearly includes two sauces—not one. So not only was I misinformed, but I was also overcharged. When I brought this up, the shift lead falsely claimed I had been given the sauce with the meal and extra sauces without paying, which was not true. My receipt proves otherwise. Instead of addressing the issue honestly, they doubled down and misrepresented what happened. I didn’t even want a refund. I just wanted what I paid for, which I didn’t get. The customer service overall was unacceptable. Yuridia was rude and dismissive, and when I had to wait for my nuggets and fries to be remade because it was cold, no one offered an apology or even a simple “thank you.” Unfortunately, the food itself was also disappointing. Once I got home, I realized the bone in chicken wasn’t fresh. It had hard, yellow spots and the mashed potatoes were mostly gravy with a small, uneven portion of translucent potatoes. I didn’t ask for a refund. I simply wanted to not be overcharged. KFC should definitely review the camera footage to see Yudira lying and overcharging me for something that was part of the order I had already paid for. Customers deserve honesty, respect, and food that meets basic...