Let me count the bites total... maybe... MAYBE 6 to 8 each... my friend took a few bite of her lasagna and tossed it, I had a few of the weird sliced (anything but pie cut on a pizza is weird) tossed it. To be honest I thought it was my allergies acting up at first, then I realized I didn't have any snot running down the back of my throat. Hell that would have made this garbage taste better!
The lasagna... we have had 99 cent store Chef Boy Arde (spelling?) that twas 10 times better. It was bland at best, the lasagna was saturated and paste like, that welfare looking off white tan-ish paste that little weird kid with the thick glasses and creeper smile ate in 1st grade paste.
I likened the meal to Dog Food prep, that smell that sticks to your nasal passages and tongue, you know like renderings from the old plants in Fort Worth like that dog food place off 35, where they take the used oils, drippings, old rancid fat, chicken lips, pig snouts and unwashed cow rectums… then boil them together before adding cereal fillers and raw grains. If you have never smelled that, then you are missing the worst thing since inhaling week old dead skunk family on a Hot Texas Hwy in west Texas mid summer.
It took over an hour, on a Tuesday night, at 5:50PM, to bake a crappy medium pizza and lasagna, drive 1.7 miles and collect your cash!? NO wonder they prefer cash... YOU CAN'T STOP PAYMENTS ON CASH!
This stuff is just missing the rancid putrid smell, maggots and buzzards circling overhead to make sense of why it is so bad... ESPECIALLY FOR WHAT THEY CHARGE FORE IT! Christ himself would have had to perform a resurrection ceremony on the damn crap to make it actually edible.
Needless to say, we went to bed unfilled and way past disappointed! We will never ever use this place again, and I am making sure this gets out to my friends and neighbors are not assaulted with this culinary disaster! ANYONE that thinks this crap is good food, needs a tongue transplant and a...
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