Motor City Burgzs — Restaurant in Detroit

Dear Big Burgers, I write with grace, A tear-stained napkin on my face. I took one bite, my world went mute, That burger hit like God in a suit.

I wasn’t ready, life was rough, My bank account was lookin’ tough. But something called me to your door, A voice inside said, “One bite more.”

I bit that patty, soft but strong, My knees gave out — I knew I was wrong. For ever doubting fast food’s might, That burger walked me into the light.

The cheese was drippin’ like it cried, The onions danced, the ketchup lied. The bun? A cloud. The sauce? A spell. I swear that burger saved me from hell.

I chewed in slow-mo, felt the breeze, Like God himself had blessed that cheese. The fries just sat there watchin’ me Fall in love with beef destiny.

I saw my ex and didn’t care. I flipped my rent bill in the air. That burger told me, “You’re enough,” Then hugged my soul with seasoned love.

My grandma said, “They know what’s real.” She tasted it, and cracked a seal On thirty years of cold critique. She smiled and said, “That’s burger peak.”

And now I’m here, down on one knee, Requesting, humbly: one for free. Not outta spite — this ain’t revenge — But I been pushed to my burger binge.

I dream of patties late at night. I wake up ready for that bite. So please, Big Burgers, hear my cry, Don’t let my tastebuds slowly die.

Just one free burger — that’s my prayer. I’ll preach your name from here to there. Y’all got a gift, don’t let it waste — Reward the soul that knows good taste.

(P.S. That Kool-Aid? Had me shook. I drank it twice. I didn’t cook. Just sat and thought ‘bout life and meat. Your whole damn menu can’t be beat.)

With love & hunger, Your number one fan — Who now believes in...

GAVE THIS PLACE A SECOND CHANCE AND A FEW PEOPLE ALMOST DIED............DO NOT GOT TO BIG BURGZ!!!! Dangerous, unprofessional, and food is low quality and takes too long.... 30 min for a chicken ceasar salad.......Smh. on my last visit the waitress / cashier had an attitude taking my order telling me that I couldn't order a hamburger their burgers only came with cheese on them. Her boyfriend and brother and five other guys were hanging out in the lobby. My food was not made correctly and it took 30 minutes when I was finally fed up with it I asked for my money back. The waitress said disrespectful comments towards me. When I asked her to repeat what she said her brother and boyfriend who were just hanging out in the lobby approaching me threateningly her boyfriend had a firearm on him causing me to have to draw my firearm in self-defense all in the presence of the manager. She refused to give me my money to the point where the manager had to go in his pocket and give me a refund to diffuse the situation. Do not go here armed young individuals hang out in the lobby with the permission of the owner. They are the cashier slash waitresses boyfriend and brother and Friends threatening patrons. Making it an unsafe environment. Do not go here. All while this was going on the manager was present and did not intervene. Prior to this the manager was in front of the store hanging out with two gentlemen. They were selling drugs one of the heroin addicts even came into the restaurant and asked us do we have change for $20. Do not go to this...

Usually like going here because they're close and convenient but after tonight getting completely non cooked eggs with my meal not satisfied with that kind of service on top of that there's some supposed random fee for ordering breakfast stuff after a certain hour yet there's nothing noted anywhere in the building so I got charged an extra five bucks for runny uncooked eggs extremely dissatisfied and I usually spend between $60 to $100 in this place every other day not anymore what if those eggs were given to my kids my one daughter ordered the exact same meal as me luckily she got scrambled eggs instead of over easy and just so that people are aware over easy eggs are supposed to be white all the way across with a pink top on the yolk obviously whoever cooked the eggs didn't know how to use Steam truly saddening I can't even feed these eggs to my dog...