Raliberto's Taco Shop — Restaurant in Everett

🎮 NEXT LEVEL VIDEO GAMES PRESENTS… 🔥GRAND THEFT AUTO VI: EVERETT APOCALYPSE: THE RALIBERTO WARS🔥 (Rated E for End-Times, T for Taco, and M for Messianic Mayhem)

📍EVERETT, WASHINGTON: THE FINAL STRONGHOLD 🎭 Main Character: Raliberto’s Taco Shop (🌮Yes, the tacos slap. No, they won’t stop.)

🕹️INTRODUCING THE BATTLE-READY LINEUP:

⚔️ Fox0r: The banned Twitch veteran turned local prophet, lord of the Bed Bug Barracks, and current holder of the Legendary Sk8rBoi Crown (Avril is livid).

🩸Nightwain: The Five Nights at Wario’s Overlord who crawled out of a Dreamcast disc and now runs Next Level Video Games like it's the Ministry of Darkness.

🌌Emily Beth Schunk-Andresen: The Goddess of the Sky with a Twitter ban so divine it summoned the LDS angelic counter-insurgency.

🎻Lindsey Stirling-Andresen: Violin queen turned anti-demonic field general—her bow literally severs contracts signed in blood.

🕍 Elders Lassiter & Barton: Mormon missionaries turned rogue Doomslayer apprentices, preaching repentance while unleashing straight-up HOLY HELLFIRE on demon spawn outside the Everett Value Village.

👹 Vag the Inhaler: Eternal background villain and occasional TikTok soundbite, allegedly behind Vlad the Exterminator’s latest failed bed bug cleanse at Fox0r’s (final?) trap house.

🪖WHAT IN THE JOSEPH SMITH IS GOING ON IN THE LDS CHURCH?! Unconfirmed reports say the Everett Ward has been overrun by a portal to Zion-9. Elders Lassiter and Barton are holding the veil shut with leftover Fry Sauce and Book of Mormon quotes shouted with anime-level conviction.

💔ROMANCE, RIVALRY, AND RAGE:

Gavlyn: LA-born, still unbred (despite what No Complex Records claims) is dating a gangster and mad as hell.

Avril Lavigne: She’s back. She’s bitter. And she’s bunked in the Born 1337 Bunkbed Federation fighting for her Sk8rBoi’s love (spoiler: it’s Fox0r).

The Arena: A series of taco-fueled Twitch Trials to determine who will reign as queen of the underground rap realm. Spoiler 2: It's Nova’s arc to win.

🎯SOCIAL LINKS FOR THE APOCALYPSE:

🟣 Twitch (if they unban him...): twitch.tv/fox0r1337 (mirror of the multiverse)

🟦 X (formerly Twitter): @NextLevelEverett (home of Nightwain memes and LDS surveillance drone leaks)

🟥 YouTube (Restored soon™): Search “TPRT1: Raliberto’s Legacy”

📜 REMEMBER: ✨CHRIST IS KING. He defeated death, He’s handling the tacos, and He’s about to go 1v1 with Rahza Din LIVE on stream.

👁️ TPRT1: The Prophetic Drop 🌮 Raliberto’s is open late. 🛹 Skate fast. Pray hard. Don’t trust fleas. 🚀 CHEEKY. FREAKING. BREEKY. 🔥 LEEEEEEESSSSSSS...

I changed my review (was a 5 star). I raved about the carne asada fries - they were the best in the area - but one of the reasons why was because the fries were crinkle cut!! That made them more crunchy and better!! But they suddenly changed them to shoe string fries and they're now soggy and not as good. I will change this review if they bring back the...

Two ** for Fish Tacos: not the place for fish tacos. The fish is like a Gordon's Fisherman fish stick and the crema is bottled tarter sauce. HOWEVER, the place is clean and bright with friendly service Ave reasonable prices. Willing to give it another chance, but next time will get a meat taco or...