Cheeseburger Randy’s — Restaurant in Foley

My journey to Cheeseburger Randy’s began not with hunger, but with destiny. The whispers of its legend carried through wormholes and sung by star sailors promised a burger experience so transcendent, it could tether wandering souls back to the fabric of reality itself.

The first leg of the odyssey took me across the Nebula of Forgotten Flavors, a place where taste buds go to retire. I battled void beasts made of charred tofu, navigated the Salt Seas of Orion, and still the call of Cheeseburger Randy’s pulled me onward. Entire civilizations had drawn maps in starlight pointing the way, all converging on a single gravitational point of indulgence.

And there it was. Floating at the crossroads of galaxies, Cheeseburger Randy’s glowed with the warmth of a thousand grills. Its neon sign cut through the void like a lighthouse: “Smash Burgers Across Universes" a beacon for the starved, the curious, the lost.

Stepping inside was like slipping into a pocket dimension stitched together with sizzling aromas. The air was thick with the perfume of charred edges, molten cheese rivers, and toasted buns soft as clouds harvested from the upper stratosphere. The hiss of the grill was the heartbeat of the place, steady and hypnotic.

Then came the burger. A smashburger, yes, but not merely that. This was a layered epic stacked between two halves of golden bread. The first bite shattered time itself. The crispy sear on the patty was a meteor strike of flavor, smoky and sharp, crackling with savory perfection. As my teeth sank deeper, I was enveloped by the juicy core. It was tender, dripping universes of beefy essence spilling across the palate like molten stars.

The cheese wasn’t melted it was alchemized. It draped and pooled in glossy rivulets, stretching into infinity with every pull, binding meat and bun in a holy union. Beneath it, caramelized onions offered sweetness like planetary rings spun from sugar fire, while pickles sliced through like comet tails, sharp and bright.

And the bun oh, the bun. Lightly buttered, kissed by the grill, it was the gravitational anchor holding this astral chaos in harmony. Each bite collapsed galaxies into order.

Every chew was a hyperspace jump, launching me through textures and tastes: crunch, melt, drip, chew, sigh. I lost myself. I found myself. I understood why civilizations had risen and fallen simply chasing the rumors of this place.

By the time I finished, I knew I could never be the same traveler. Cheeseburger Randy’s wasn’t just an eatery. It was a pilgrimage site, a temple disguised as a diner, proof that the multiverse is kind enough to offer at least one perfect thing.

Five stars, though the stars themselves are dim compared to the brilliance of these smashburgers.

If you ever find yourself wandering the galaxies, follow the scent of sizzling beef across the void. Cheeseburger Randy’s will be waiting and it will make the entire multiverse...

Alright, gather around, people! Let me tell you about the newest little gem in town that has completely stolen my heart…& possibly a few buttons off my jeans. I was a little hesitant to leave a review because, honestly, I don’t want to show up & be denied a burger or a place to sit because everyone else has discovered this spot, too. So, if you see me there & it’s packed, would you mind sliding over a bit & letting me crash your table? Thanks in advance.

Imagine this: a very small place, an enchanting gateway or mystical like entrance to another realm… where the only things scarcer than a seat are my self-control. Seating is limited. So, if you plan on coming with a posse, be prepared to mean mug innocent families & children over one of the precious few chairs/picnic tables. Or maybe just bring a camp chair & wait for your burger like you’re tailgating, because it’s that worth it.

Now, let’s talk burgers. And let me just say—I’m not a burger person. I stand today, genuinely changed. It was love at first bite. The meat is seasoned so perfectly that if I didn’t know better, I’d think they smuggled in an award-winning chef from some five-star steakhouse. And the bun? Soft, pillowy potato rolls that hug that patty like they’re about to propose. Don’t even get me started on the pickles—thinly sliced, delicate, like they went to finishing school. And the magic sauce? I’m convinced it’s some mix of angel tears, unicorn dreams, & carebear blood.

And sure, the menu is small—real small. But when you’re serving up the kind of goodness these guys are, you don’t need options. They’re doing the Lord’s work here, plain & simple.

And here’s the real kicker: they open at 4pm. So here I am, pacing the floor at 8am, thinking about those burgers & praying the clock would move a little faster. At this point, I’m practically counting down the hours until I can experience true love...

We are so glad we didn’t miss Cheeseburger Randy’s on our recent trip to the beach. The ordering process is simple…there are only three burgers to choose from, and we all ate the cheeseburger. My sister is eating keto so they graciously accommodated her by leaving off the bun and packaging the burger and fixings so she could easily transfer it to the keto bun she brought! The cheeseburgers come with two patties (amazing crunch around the edge of the burgers!), thin sliced pickles, Randy’s sauce and lettuce. You can also have onions just by asking and we all got them. The onion rings were crispy with a delicious light batter. We ordered the fun option of fries with a few onion rings, (frings…isn’t that a fun name?) and were able to try both. The fries were shoestring thin, crisp and hot! The guys at the counter and kitchen were having fun interacting with the customers and explaining the ordering process. You give them your name, place your order, and they call your name then bring your food right to you. The outdoor seating added to the fun. We sat under the cover, but there was picnic style seating outside also. The restaurant opened at 4 and there was a line the whole time. I drank water and my cheeseburger and frings only cost a little over $15…plenty of food for that price and a memorable experience. And who can’t applaud a 99 health rating!! If you are a fan of smash burgers, this is a...