The Ritz — Restaurant in Houston

This is not like Legs, Show Palace, Motions, or other lower end strip clubs in the area, so don’t go in thinking your experience will be the same here. Are you paying to go into a big amusement park to only look at the rides or are you going to ride them and get the full experience? Fun comes at a price. I am content with looking, but others may not be. This is higher end, so you should expect a larger facility with way more to offer if you are willing to pay a little extra for more girls, a decent dining menu, plenty of TV's and potentially running into higher end guests. $150 Champagne room or $1000 VIP membership should let you know the type of club you are attending. There will no doubt be areas in this club that are out of your budget but may not be out of someone’s else’s budget. I have only been twice in the past week for the 1st time ever and I got driven up to the door in a golf cart both times. I visited both times between 4:00 and 5:00 pm on light weekdays during COVID-19. Mask are required of course but not many were wearing them since most guests were drinking or eating, just like any restaurant during this pandemic. I never took mine off but to take a drink and didn’t care what anyone else thought. I had two different waitresses during my visits an both seemed agitated when I asked how much my drinks cost, water the 2nd time, as there is a 2 drink minimum and I wanted to know how much my credit card would be charged as I have that right, in the event of a discrepancy. Water is brought in a koozie and in in what looks like a beer bottle instead of a water bottle which was cool. I didn’t have an issue with girls approaching me since it was not busy, but as I found in other reviews, 5 of them that approached me spoke very little English if almost none, so all they could offer was dances due to the communication gap. Girls are working for money, and if you got it, they want it lol. If you don’t want a dance, then just say no and they will move on. I did get one lap dance and although she was incredibly beautiful, it felt very generic, as most dances to from strippers do but still a great dance. It won’t stop me from visiting again and maybe trying out other things like the Champagne room. I was even let in with attire that wasn’t fully up to the dress code, but since the Men’s Warehouse looking guy didn’t say anything the first time I went and wore it, I was let in again, but was told to stick to dress code next time, so no warm ups. Never felt I was being treated any different because of my race. That said, no negative...

We came from Louisiana and was looking for good food and entertainment. Let me first start by saying this place exceeded my expectations for a night club. It’s TOP TIER! The facility is beyond clean, the ladies cleaned the pole after each dance, everyone was extremely welcoming. The security made sure we were comfortable. The owner/manager was extremely nice, the ladies performed well. Okay okay okay a now the FOOD OMG!! When I tell y’all that steak was so clutch!! And the wings were awesome. Everything was so classy. It wasn’t all smoked out. The inside of the building is beautiful and nice. The seating just everything. The music was very diverse… I mean from Meg the stallion to top Spanish hits. Not only was the music a great mix the Ladies were from all backgrounds of life. Black, white,Spanish,Mexican, Italian ect… a really good mix definitely sights for everyone.

The extra steps they take to ensure you’re using your card… like in order to swipe a credit/debit card, unlike most place, they require your ID. I loved that aspect of the security measures. Just overall a great time. I love that security is monitoring everything!!! Literally.

The only thing I’d recommend is that the women pay a little attention to the women that want to tip. We had several hundreds that we expected to Tip and no one really came to our table. So we basically just got 50 in ones to tip the ladies at the dance pole stage instead.. But unfortunately we never got the opportunity to tip big. Maybe we didn’t look the part.

However, If you and your home girls are looking for an experience, whether it be a first time experience or a bachelorette party or just a night this is the place to go and enjoy it’s SAFE, CLEAN, LADY FRIENDLY, YOU WONT BE DISAPPOINTED WITH THE FOOD OR THE EXPERIENCE REALLY CLASSY AND...

Hands down the GREATEST strip club in all of Houston. From top to bottom this place really shows you why they have been in business for so long. The management team there are all professional and completely dedicated to making sure ALL customers receive 100% quality service. Especially Lorne, who rocks a suede jacket even if its 90 degrees outside, but that doesn't stop him from going above and beyond for customers! Dancers are top notch no matter what time of day it is. And trust me, there are plenty of beautiful entertainers to choose from! Servers are prompt with greeting you as you walk in the door. They are quick and ready in providing drinks and also taking food orders. They treat you like a member of the team. Most servers at other places will just take an order and leave. But the ones at the Ritz will actually sit down with you and talk to you. They give you a very "chill" environment to be in while enjoying the view around you. As an added bonus, the servers are gorgeous! Last but not least, the Bartenders... THEY ARE ON LOCK! What ever drink I was craving, they made it happen. All drink orders were done on time even while taking care of the waitresses that were standing by for their drink orders. The bar crew moved as a unit and did not fail to give every customer that sat at the bar the best service I've seen. The drinks taste great and are honestly not overpriced at all (unlike other nightclubs/strip clubs). All the bartenders that assisted me were over all incredible but one to mention is the one with tattoos. His drinks were phenomenal and he seemed to be running the game! To say less, this place is great. If you don't visit at least once, what are you doing...