The Stoned Crab — Restaurant in Key West

There is Parking in front of the place and it very convenient.

As we come in we could notice how well made and nice this place its. Super outdoor inspired, with a nice body of water next to it, they even had some shark feeding times there, also I saw some people kaiaking around the restaurant.

The place is beautiful for sure.

Martina waitress so friendly, she great, she was attentive and fun. this waitress Ade out experience amazing.

She accommodated so much to us it was very pleasant to see.

I say a 6 year ago photo of a shot and they actually recreated for us!!

OYSTER SHOT- is basically vodka with shrimp cocktail and a oyster in there, at first she did with ice and the second shot was not chilled, it would have been perfect if she had chilled the vodka but regardless the sheer fact that they TRIED and accommodated to us was pretty amazing and I appreciated it.

BAYLES TOP BANANA- it is a fairly large drink, it does look good and it comes with whipped cream and all, but the banana aspect of It is at a miss, the bayles liquor is such a distinct tasting item that it is difficult to have another taste over power it. perhaps some actual blended banana might help

OLD BAY CRAB LEGS- the presentation is very nice. the food came in a cute little pot, I was also impressed with the amount of food included in the serving of this meal. however I could not really taste the old bay, I wonder why, perhaps a little more should be added to the items after the cooking is done. but none the less the serving size was pretty nice.

KEY LIME PIE- this was one of the best key lime I have ever had, I do not love the sour taste of limes and lemons, I generally avoid it, but this pie was nice and sweet and still translated the excellence of a key lime pie.

overall this was a very very expensive place but I am not mad at it, the place is gorgeous the staff (specially MARTINA!) is very friendly and accommodating, and the food is not at all bad

Every business have some stuff to work on as we cannot please everyone but they are doing a great job in my opinion.

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I wanted to share this horrible experience I had recently at The Stoned Crab here in Key West. It was beyond disappointing, and I can't help but feel the need to vent about it.

I went to this place with high hopes, expecting some delicious seafood. However, it turned out to be a complete disaster. The quality of the food was just horrendous. The frozen oysters I ordered were not only tasteless but also rotten. I couldn't believe they served something so awful.

And don't even get me started on the clams. They were incredibly smelly, to the point where I couldn't even take a bite. It was such a disappointment because I love clams, but these were inedible.

As for the crabs, they were rock hard. I couldn't understand how they managed to serve such poorly cooked seafood. It felt like chewing on pebbles rather than enjoying a delicious meal.

And the shrimp! Oh, the shrimp was a disaster. They were green and clearly not fresh. It was such a disappointment because fresh seafood is supposed to be their specialty. They claimed to have their own boats and guaranteed fresh seafood, but it was all a bunch of lies.

To add insult to injury, the drinks they served were overly sugary and just plain awful. I expected better quality beverages, but they were a letdown as well.

Honestly, this place is a disgrace to Key West. I couldn't help but feel frustrated and let down by the false claims they made about their food. It's disheartening to see such a lack of care and respect for customers.

I needed to get this off my chest and let you know about this terrible experience. I would strongly advise you to avoid this place at all costs. It's not worth the disappointment...

Atmosphere 5 stars all day Service… The service pulls this restaurant 5 stars . Food presentation was good too, looked great until you dug in. So it’s a real surprise when everything is going so well and it tastes like they hired a Denny’s chef. Actually I take that back Dennys is way better. The taste of the food was absolutely horrible. Giving the food one star is actually generous. These are not chefs in fact Wendy’s had better meat in their burger than the steak in my sons surf and turf meal that we ordered for 70 bucks. Lobster in my pasta had NO FLAVOR and was UNDERCOOKED …. VERY FISHY TASTE PLUS I HAD TO PICK SHELLS OUT OF MY MOUTH. It was terrible so I tried my kids food the snow crabs were the only thing cooked right surprisingly. i believe that was probably by accident given the rest of the food at the table. Here is what I’d like to see because I will come back one more time at least I always try twice before I write off a restaurant completely. When we come back next year I’d like to see them hire and spend some money on actual real experienced chefs because we obviously are willing to pay for a good meal or this place would be completely empty and it was close to empty but there were couple People there which should of been my first sign. The cost is not an issue if the food is good it becomes an issue at $70 dollars for a meal you know could have tasted good had someone knew what they were doing in the kitchen. Thanks ❤️ Hope you take this serious because you have a great restaurant you just need to fire your entire kitchen crew. I did come on a Monday night maybe your good chefs had off who knows but if that’s the case fire the...