Great Wall Restaurant — Restaurant in Lancaster

at11:28 PM, Tuesday February 23, 2010 EST

HOW DOES A TRAILER TRASH GIRL KEEP FROM GETTING PREGNANT?

SHE SCREAMS "DAD, GET OFF ME, YOU'RE CRUSHING YOUR SMOKES!



GRAND INN wrote at 11:33 PM, Tuesday February 23, 2010 EST

not so much trailer park, but I got a few redneck jokes: What do rednecks call duct tape? Chrome. What's the difference between a Yankee zoo and a Redneck zoo? On the cage in a Yankee zoo, it will have the name of the animal and the scientific name in Latin. A Southern zoo will have the name of the animal and a recipe. Did you hear about the new 3 million dollar Arkansas State Lottery? The winner gets 3 dollars a year for a million years. Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in West Virginia to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools!



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Was very excited that this restaurant has reopened and was looking forward to their 3 person dinner. The man who took my order over the phone was clear and easy to understand. The place was empty and my brother was able to just walk in and pick up our order it wasn't until we got home that things were bad. They didn't give us our extra egg rolls and they switched from sweet and sour pork to chicken (if you want pork make sure you specify and judging by what we got, you will want pork). The chicken chow mein did not deserve to be called chicken as their is so little of it in the dish. Sweet and sour sauce was very thin and closer to a broth. When I called to complain he said we would get our egg rolls next time (what if I don't want to go back) food was ok and edible but make sure you check your order before leaving. Update: hadn't been back for awhile. I usually order the same thing every time. This time I ordered and the poor young guy behind the counter got my order totally wrong again. Naturally I was not happy every time I order is something wrong or missing and the owner has the audacity to say its all my fault ( no sir it's you and your employess fault ). I was not as nice as I should have been, I will admit that. But now I officially give up not going back ever. I would not reccomend this place at all its just not worth it. If you must go back really check your order before you leave. The food tastes good but the quality of ingredients could be much better. The beff broccoli the beef is tough and the sweet and sour pork has a lot if gristle. I do like the chicken chow mein this time it actually had chicken in it ( so that was a improvement)and egg rolls though. Also they have a lot of things make you think they take American Express but they don't. No...

The Great Wall Restaurant is truly a staple in this city—I’ve been coming here since I was a kid. The atmosphere is calm and peaceful, with quiet traditional Chinese music playing in the background. It sets the perfect tone for a relaxing meal.

The staff is always warm and welcoming. They remember the little details you share with them and even follow up when you come back, which honestly makes it feel like family every time I visit.

The food here has never disappointed. I always recommend the fried rice, and their tea is a must-have every single visit. My family and I have made it a tradition to try something new from the menu each time we come. After over 10 years of visiting, I recently discovered they serve roasted duck, and it turned out to be one of the best I’ve had in a long time.

Personally, I love their lemon chicken—it’s the perfect balance of zesty and sweet. Their wonton soup is also a must-try, with generous portions that always hit the spot. My brother usually goes for the beef and broccoli, and the beef is so tender it practically melts in your mouth, while the broccoli is always cooked just right.

Recently, we also tried the pepper shrimp with jalapeños. The shrimp was breaded and crispy on the outside but still moist and perfectly cooked on the inside. The combination of flavors made it another dish I’d highly recommend.

Between family dinners and casual outings, I probably come here at least once a month with my brother or other family members. I’ve collected plenty of photos from all the times we’ve gone, and each visit just reminds me why Great Wall has been one of my favorite...