I give two stars instead of one because I've had decent food here before. However, this time was... different. I was picking up food for some friends who were helping with a construction project. Everything went fine, but I had a massive craving for a large pineapple "agua fresca" drink. For some reason or another, it took them about 15 minutes to make the drink and I was there waiting with a friend with the rest of the order ready to go. Finally they finish the drink, but they got the size wrong. At this point, I'm not at all upset. I'm just worried about my friends. I'm a pretty patient guy, so this is nothing for me. Well, after seeing that the drink was the wrong size, the lady told me to hold on so that they could make another one with the size I ordered - on the house. "Great!" I thought. "How nice of them." Another 5 minutes pass and I'm out the door.
The fun begins when I arrive back.
I step off the car, food in hand and all of a sudden I'm the messiah come to feed his people. As everyone is getting settled in, I look at my large pineapple drink with a lustful thirst. Finally I was going to enjoy it! I put in the straw and my mouth fills with... something else. My brain immediately picked up on the taste and realized something was very wrong. The taste was as if they had ventured to the dead sea, brought back the water, and concentrated it to the saltiest drink you can imagine (after throwing in some pineapple, of course.) My friends didn't believe me when I told them what was going on, so I had them taste it. I don't think any of them will look at a pineapple drink the same way ever again.
Of course, this was not the situation I wanted to be in, and I'm sure the people of Taqueria Vallarta were definitely not trying to mess with me. But I made the most of it. My brother wasn't around, so I told him how great this pineapple drink was. Hilarity ensued. I may not have gotten my pineapple-laden satisfaction, but at least it was on the house. Needless to say, I'm not coming back.
Guys, next time you make a drink, please read the label. All it takes to break someone's day is to pour some salt...
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