Look, I'm a connoisseur of late-night eats. I've braved questionable gas station burritos and befriended the delivery guy on a first-name basis. But Taco Bell, my friends, Taco Bell transcends the realm of mere "bad decisions." It's a full-on gastrointestinal warzone.
Let me paint a picture: It was 3 am. My roommate and I were locked in an epic Mario Kart battle, fueled entirely by questionable choices. I, in a moment of supreme hubris, declared, "Taco Bell sounds perfect right now!"
Famous last words.
We rolled through the drive-thru, the siren song of "Nacho Fries Bell Grande" too powerful to resist. We devoured our "food" with the gusto of starving college students, blissfully unaware of the impending intestinal apocalypse.
Fast forward two hours. The Mario Kart smackdown was a distant memory. My insides felt like a maraca filled with lava rocks, and the silence in the apartment was broken only by the ominous gurgle of my digestive system.
Let's just say, my toilet paper stash went from "well-stocked" to "desperately Googling 'DIY bidet'" in record time. The following hours were a symphony of regret, punctuated by the occasional whimper and a desperate search for the strongest antacid known to man.
Here's the thing: I knew what I was getting into. Taco Bell is the ultimate culinary gamble. But this time, it felt like I lost the house, the car, and my dignity all in one fiery explosion.
So, to my fellow late-night warriors, I offer this cautionary tale. Taco Bell: It'll satisfy your cravings, but at what cost? Unless you're prepared to spend the next day apologizing to your toilet (and possibly your neighbors), maybe just stick to the...
Read moreI usually don’t write reviews but my experience last night with this Taco Bell ruined my appetite. I go to this same Taco Bell at night due to it being closest to my home. Usually I see the same manager who seems to be a manager who gives great service. Unfortunately, any other time I see other staff, service is minimal. Last night I ordered my usual. A crunch wrap and nacho fries. The fries ended up being undercooked cooked and the crunch wrap’s tortilla was burnt and the wrap itself had barely a pinch of beef. I stopped half way through my crunch wrap because I could no longer stomach it and stand the fact I was eating mainly lettuce tomato ranch with a...
Read moreWent there on June 08, 2025 at about 1130 at night for a late night food run. We pulled to the speaker to place the it order and a young lady come on and greeted us, not even two seconds later a young gentleman gets in the speaker and let's out a large belch right over the speaker. The young lady immediately starts laughing. We decided at that point then if the staff is that morose that that could easily transfer to the food being prepared. We decided it was better to just leave
This is the way they encourage their stuff to behave, especially when greeting customers and I can only imagine what kind of shenanigans goes on in the kitchen where our food is...
Read more