Five Guys — Restaurant in Louisiana

Another burger pla$e

It's unfortunate that there are so many burger places in this area and very little seems to distinguish them. Five Guys is perhaps one of the most expensive and least distinctive chains around. It's good if you need a double fist full of fat and carbs that is best eaten with a fork. The peanuts are a nice touch but that's been done 20 years ago by other chains such as o'henry's and Ground Pat'i. And when you're eating them after paying the bill you realize they cost about a quarter a piece. The walls of this place are littered with reprints of "reviews and awards" given by various travel / tourism magazines that I'm sure have absolutely no collusion between editorial and advertising . they serve the extremely useful purpose of reminding you while you're eating that the food is supposed to be very good. Perhaps the one thing that bothers me the most about this place is their double hamburger they call a regular hamburger and a single is called a little hamburger. It's those annoying and misleading features that I think are unnecessary except to scrape more money from people for food they probably didn't want. Mooya is a...

My burger(cheeseburger 9$) was small & NOT hot, considering its cooked to order!! It was barely warm at best!! Bun seemed a bit stale as well. The fries were Hot (5$) but, not cooked all the way through!!! Still firm in the middle! I should have known when my food was ready in less than 5 minutes. Other 5guys restaurants I've eaten at, it usually takes a bit to cook. But not here. I don't mind paying close to 20 for a meal,,,, IF ITS WORTH IT! But this was not!! I was disappointed at the quality of this food and the service was not the best either! Majority of crew didn't speak English. Which isn't a problem till u have questions. I asked about how big the bigger burger was from the little one. The register guy asked the cook cause he didn't know n the cook lady just kept pointing to the grill with a couple patties on it. That told me nothing!! Review is make food to order so it hot not warmed up at best especially at the stupid high prices being charged, cook fries all the way through , use fresh ingredients n have employees that can speak English in some form...

It all started around 2 am, a series of events that would make me question every decision since purchasing the Metallica Black album.

First came cold shivers and intense abdominal pain. I remained calm, this couldn’t last. It was just a double cheeseburger, I told myself.

Then came the moment we’ve all been dreading.

The fateful sprint to the toilet.

Heaving, splattering, shivering, utterly gut-wrenching pain and agony.

Were I the litigious type, I can assure you that I’d be lawyering up. It’s unlikely that I’ll ever be able to look at a double cheeseburger with jalapeños and mushroom the same way again — after reliving each torturous bite, each tiny morsel, again and again, with every new hurling bout of adverse Five Guys biological reactions.

Just save the $20. Buy Bitcoin. Donate to a cause. Pay down the car note. Purchase some cookware.

Anything you do with those dollars is a vastly superior decision, by comparison, to exposing yourself to this torture.

Just...