South Park Parody Reveiw :) ...I, Mantequilla "The Last of the Meheecans", a.k.a. butters, journeyed out to find the best Mexican restaurant in the northeast. The odyssey was long, but I said to myself, "nothing can stop me and my pride in Mother Meheeco". Over a great deal of time and 2,032 miles later on foot I struggled to approach the yellow beacon on the hill. "What is that?" I asked... "is that say El Potro?". I cautiously walked in, knowing that my very presence, if detected by the staff, may give them the motivation to get up and escape back to the motherland. This restaurant reminded me of "El Pollo Loco", which was the last restaurant in which my adopted family dropped me off at last time I got lost playing Boarder Patrol with my amigos back home. I sat down thinking about all my friends who I got separated from, and what they might be doing now. The waiter asked, "what would you like today Senior Mantequilla?" I said, "1 Torta, 3 tacos and a chocolate milk por favor." In that moment he explained to me that I was the sole inspiration in his life and ran off to give me the most authentic experience I have had this far away from Meheeco. "Olay!" I shouted, which was echoed by every Meheecan in the establishment. I then received my meal and beverage which was made to absolute perfection. Every bite made Mr. Wein tinkle tinkle a little bit, it was so amazing. I knew the food was going to be good after seeing Lingua on the menu; however, every individual bite was full of flavor and mystery in the same sense. After, finishing my meal I ask to use the restroom, and I was not disappointed there as well. The toilet had a clean open shelf on the back, perfect for me to put a comic book and chocolate milk down to enjoy during my daily tinkle. This was so relaxing after a long week of my boss singing "work Mexican work". It's truly the little things in life. I went out and sat back down thinking again about my amigos and how they were still out there waiting for me. I look up at the waiter and said, "you are really great, amigos, and it really makes me appreciate my amigos back home". The waiter said, "you will always have a home here". As I approsched the exit, I stopped with my back towards the dining room and slowly began to raise my hands as I started to hear the roar of millions of Meheecans throughout the world yell, "Oooooooooooooooooo, Oy! Oy! Orgullo! Maaaaantequilla!" IG #bluehanky137