Dragon Warrior Noodle — Restaurant in McAllen

Didn’t take long before I realized this place had notes of a 5 star restaurant. Like a professional wine tester looking for the aromas of italian grapes in his glass of diesel. Right after entering my dudes told us we couldn’t sit cause the rest of the party hadn’t shown( 2 other people giving a total of 4) i offered a prayer couse I immediately understood these people where seeing apparitions of the unknown considering all I could see was empty chairs, nobody was there except them, and us. Got a splinter on the old wooden steps on our way out, I might have tetanus and I fear this to be my last entry. Anyway food is good I think, didn’t get to taste it, but I suggest taking a bible on your next visit or showing up with the rest of your party. I was going to give this place 2 star but it feeling generous so...

What a cozy spot in McAllen! My kiddos and myself enjoyed everything. Kassidy, our waitress, was so kind and very attentive to u. I did want to have mochi, but it was all out!! Guess I’ll just have to...

I could tell the truth about this...