E11EVEN MIAMI — Restaurant in Miami

My wife and I are from out of town and visited club e11even 07/28/18. There was a few good things about the club but overall it was a bad experience since the get go. If your looking for a club I would recommend looking at other clubs in the area and if your looking for a strip club I highly recommended Tootsies in Miami Gardens. Below I described the ups and downs of the club based on what we experienced that day. 1.) The guy that checks the receipts and stamps your hand was arguing with a customer and was in that customers face almost seconds away from starting a physical fight. The other bouncers had to remove him from there. Which solved the problem and don’t get me wrong we understand drunk people are not pleasant to deal with, but for other customers to walk into a bouncer throwing a temper tantrum is not the best first impression. 2.) The dancers are not as gifted in certain areas and the ones that are, are either bottle service or bar tenders. They will take you to the VIP room for $1500. 3.) 2 dancers were supposed to come back so we could go to the VIP room but never did. 4.) The dancers share the tips so if you tip one that’s working her ass off she has to share it with another one that might be standing around. 5.) The cost of the drinks are expensive 6.) It is over crowded and hard to dance/move anywhere 7.) If you are dancing and happen to bump into a bouncer they will push you out of the way even if your a woman. 8.) I was waiting in line at customer service because I lost my credit card and a bouncer came shoved me out of the way to collect the cash from the drawer. Not only was this rude since I was already at the desk but as a business owner it is highly unprofessional and not safe. He should have walked to the back of the counter and taken the money it would have avoided the shoving and is the best practice to use when handling deposits. 9.) The chairs that surround the dancers for customers to sit are UNSAFE! Not only are they dealing with intoxicated customers but it’s unsafe for even a sober customer such as my wife. She wasn’t intoxicated and went to sit down when we noticed the chairs have wheels and slide very easily. She went to sit down and the chair moved back she ended up falling right on her behind and till this day is still experiencing chronic lower back pain. A bouncer went to help her up and told her not to worry “It happens all the time.” As soon as my wife sat back down another lady sitting across from us fell off of another chair. The bouncer looked at my wife and pointed it out and even said “See what I mean.” If it happens so often and they haven’t addressed it yet they might be waiting for a lawsuit to happen.

Pros 1.) The cost for drink includes the tip. 2.) Some bouncers are nicer than others. 3.) The bouncers walk the dancers out at the end of...

I visited this place once and it was a Wednesday night so take that into consideration when reading my review. I'm also from New York, but frequent Miami whenever I can.

I had a very early flight home so, rather than sleep and potentially miss my flight, I thought I'd try this place. I am a person who likes to dance and I thought this would be more of a nightclub type of thing than it turned out to be on this evening. Saying that, I also love a good strip club so it was fine for me that it had more of that vibe.

I don't know for sure, but if I had to estimate, I would say that I was about one of maybe 10 women in the whole place that didn't work there which I don't mind, but it got me a lot of attention from both staff and patrons. So much so that I found myself asking "am I not supposed to be dancing in here?" I've been reprimanded in strip clubs before for tapping my leg so I might have some PTSD from that, but you get the drift. Once I was fairly sure that I could dance, there wasn't a lot of room to do that, but I'm pretty good at making space for myself.

Seemed to me like they put a lot of emphasis on anyone who is getting a table which is to be expected. The whole establishment caters to the clientele of the dancers, for sure. And, since I'm talking about the dancers now, I should mention that some of these women are SUPER aggressive/forceful/whatever. I saw a few of them GRAB a guy and yank him in the direction of what I assume is the lap dance area even when they were speaking to another girl. I have been to a lot of strip clubs in a lot of different cities/states and I have never seen women pulling people by their arms like I saw this night. I sometimes partake in a private dance, although I did not this evening.

I also want to mention that the staff was incredibly kind to me for the most part. Shout-out to one of the bartenders, Barbie, who was perfect in every way - personable, attentive, kind, fast, and informative. She was also smiling and friendly which I very much appreciate, but don't need. I can imagine that working with a load of drunken men every night could make a person a bit jaded so I always appreciate someone who can enjoy it through the bullsh*t.

One of the VERY few places in Miami I've found that has a single IPA. Pretty sure I nearly jumped for joy when I got one. The music alternates between dance and hip-hop in like 30 minute intervals which is annoying, but I get it. Most of the dancers are meh. I saw some do some pretty incredible pole work, though - just not many. They also had go-go dancers that performed throughout the night which was fun.

It was a decent night and I would have made my flight had I not chosen to miss it so I would definitely give this...

Dear Robert, As every year this year I planned my husband’s birthday with your recommendations. I made a reservation at Touche restaurant for us and right after we planned going to Eleventh to have a good time. Well it ended up really bad.

Restaurant was not the greatest one as they have us sat on a table where everyone passes by. When I asked if they could move our table they said they didn’t have any other table but by the time we were done eating other tables which are more conveniently located were still empty.

After we have done eating we took the elevator and went down to the club. We had no idea what to do but the gentleman we met at the elevator was nice and he gave us a tour and have us sat front of the stage. We ordered our drinks. (Well as I am nursing I cannot drink alcoholic beverages but we ordered something for my husband) That night was everything for him. Let me tell you this. None of the ladies who went on a stage were seem happy. They all had very mean face with no smile. But our waitress was very nice. Anyway maybe after 30 minutes this gentleman came by and told us to move somewhere else as the reservation for the table has arrived. I told him that we didn’t sit there by our own and explained that the other gentleman have us sit there. Then he rudely asked us if we are going to open a bottle. (If the guest of the table who has a reservation has arrived is that matter if we were going to open a bottle?) I didn’t respond then I repeated that the other gentleman have us sit there. He told me that now it is time to move also have me felt that he was threating us saying that he is asking kindly like if we don’t move he would force us to move. I swear I was going to cry. I was there to celebrate my husband’s birthday. I don’t care how much money I would spend. Then I found the other gentleman and explain what just happened and he was very surprised. He went and found his manager. Well I had to tell everything again but the only thing manager said the guest who has a reservation arrived, apologized and asked us if we would like to drink something at the bar. We were already disappointed therefor we preferred to leave. I know this is not your fault but I would never recommend this club to anyone.

Kind regards,

Mrs. Russell.

this letter was sent to after the horrible expierience they had...... NOT COOL. YOU DON'T EVEN DESERVE 1...