TLDR: food is below average, not authentic, overpriced for the quality, service is slow and waitress was rude. Go somewhere else, especially if you’re visiting in town.
I have never actually written a review before because I never felt the need to until now. I have never experienced a restaurant where the food was bad AND the service was bad, to the point where the waitress was actually rude to our table.
Went on a Friday evening with a group of ten for dinner. It wasn’t overwhelmingly busy when we first arrived. We had a young man as our waiter who said he was still fairly new. I would like to say that this review doesn’t reflect his work- it’s the surrounding staff. He did an excellent job working with our large group and was incredibly kind, regardless of how overwhelmed he may have been.
Food: was extremely disappointed. The guacamole is literally just avocado. No tomatoes, onions, garlic ( if there was any you can’t taste it). It was literally a $10 bowl of avocado. The queso tastes like melted velveeta.
I ordered the BBQ taco and the Carnitas tacos with Elote street corn on the side. It was just not good. The flavor was just not there. I’m really not a picky eater but these tacos were just not it. The pork was dry and when my BBQ taco came out, the meat was cold inside. I had the street corn off the cob, so it was served in a bowl, not mixed, with thick globs of mayo, a little cheese, and sparingly some seasoning. I was so disappointed because I really wanted to like this. The quality of the food was not worth the price at all.
The drinks were average, yet inconsistent. We had a few people order the same drink a few times, and each time it came out it was an entirely different tasting drink. I ordered the house margarita. Typically when you order margs they ask for salt or sugar around the rim. They do not ask, you have to ask for it yourself. I learned this the hard way when the waitress who brought out my drink snapped at me for asking for the salt that I had already requested twice. Once on the first drink that they forgot, second on the second drink they forgot again. When I asked for the salt on my second drink she replied with, “at this point you just need to drink it”. I didn’t even know how to respond because I’ve never experienced a waitress acting like that before lol. The manager came and apologized on her behalf, she never did, which I guess is fine. Just made the whole experience uncomfortable.
I’ve never in my life written a poor review for a restaurant. I usually just chalk it up as someone was having a bad day. But in this instance there was just too much bad to try and outweigh the good unfortunately.
Only giving it two stars instead of one because the young man we had serve our table saves it from a one...
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