Carl’s Jr. — Restaurant in Murrieta

You when I came to this restaurant as a kid I remember eating bunch of burgers and it was to die for my whole family and friends came to this restaurant I remember playing at that playground every drive thru like that is packed with requiring upgrade out dating plus germs gets every Where in the restaurant I mean seriously sticky and gross I mean it was horrible it was horrible I mean filled with filthy white trash and nasty bacteria growth I mean it's so horribly wrong I mean every single area in the restaurant is all sticky smelly gross and disgusting I mean come on seriously it's not how it is back in these days not normal not right just slimy and sticky and gross but it is a fast food place for sure I mean but this restaurant was so white trash icky sticky gross it's totally not what I call but the way it is today it's so not up on top of their cleaning situation it's so over swept over mopped I mean seriously what is wrong with that place I mean seriously it's so becoming a huge neighbor from the underworld it's a restaurant from from the dark underworld every food has no seasoning it's oily it's bland it's so dry I can't believe why there's so many people coming to this place I mean seriously I can honestly say that this drive thru restaurant is seriously undergoing with unbelievable training facility it's so out of this world I can't believe how many people are still coming to eat this burger that burger has nothing but dry meat smoked meat veggies fries allot of trasfats are used in cooking seriously allot of obease people went there and even people with disability it's seriously an underworld restaurant all full of white trash and white wash it's seriously out of this planet I mean seriously no where to be found totally no where to found at that place it's gonna go out of business I hope they'll do a better job of cleaning up this restaurant because nobody wants to eat at that restaurant it's so not good at all never go to that restaurant people never ever go there to that yucky place it's not good for you not good for your body your body can't handle it anymore because it's so not the best foods to die for never...

What felt like years ago, I emerged from a lonely mountain, on which is a solitary cave, and inside of which despair and loneliness can only be found. My goal was simple- see the world, find the joy and wonder that the earth has to offer.

Carl's Jr of Murrieta was one such place that my search crossed paths with. Their service was so blindingly fast that the only conclusion I could reach was that their grills and fryers obey a separate law of physics. Perhaps their kitchen dwells in a place beyond space and time- where the mere desire for something produces it. Perhaps their food is entirely constructed from this dimension.

If so, I tip my hat to Carl's Jr., while simultaneously feeling somewhat awkward that they discovered this incredible technology, or perhaps magic, and have decided to use it for fast food purposes.

The food was as good as one could hope from a place that obeys an unfamiliar set of physical and perhaps metaphysical laws. My only hope is that the food is not made of antimatter, thus annihilating with my matter and spreading me, and perhaps the rest of our Earth, across the cosmos.

Only time will tell.

My life is richer having eaten here.

Potentially shorter as well. Cross...

My friend and I came to enjoy our lunch but we ended up eating all pissed off and didn't enjoy our meal. We ordered a regular Jalapeño burger combo medium and the cashier and the manager got our order wrong they gave us a kids size jalapeno burger with medium fries and drink.. when I went back to the counter to tell the manager she refused to remake the burger correctly stating " that is the jalapeno burger" and opened it up to show me the jalapenos with her unwashed bare hands. She told me they don't have santa fe burger I said it a jalapeno burger with santa fe sauce regular size not kids size and she just looked at me with a sassy face and said "ok" and turned around didn't remake our burgers. We are disgusted at the poor level of service we received 😒 . I always order the same burger at a different carls jr location and they never have a problem making it. Ever. This is the first time no one knew what we were talking about! How hard is it to make the burger???? They just didn't want to help us because they were incredibly rude! I'm going to call to file a corporate complaint because this is not okay. They all need to be retrained on the menu because no one knows what a Jalapeño burger is...