Chick-fil-A — Restaurant in Norfolk

As Captain Jack Sparrow, I can certainly offer a hearty review of Chick-fil-A's privies, but first, I'll need to gather some intelligence on these porcelain palaces! Arr, me hearties! Captain Jack Sparrow here, and I've just had the distinct pleasure of navigating the porcelain seas at a Chick-fil-A establishment. And let me tell ye, it was a voyage of pure delight! Firstly, the cleanliness! By the black spot, these latrines are as spotless as a freshly scrubbed deck after a good squall. Not a speck of dust, not a smudge on the looking-glass, nor a whisper of ill odor. It's almost... unsettlingly pristine for a place that serves up such glorious fried fowl. One might expect a bit of a chaotic scene, like a tavern after a particularly spirited brawl, but nay! 'Tis more akin to a captain's quarters, tidied by a meticulous first mate. And the amenities, ah, the amenities! Some say they even offer mouthwash. Mouthwash! 'Tis a luxury one rarely finds, even in the grandest of galleons. To emerge from the privy with a refreshed breath, ready to charm the barnacles off a kraken – that's a touch of brilliance, indeed. And for ye scallywags with tiny landlubbers, I hear tell of changing tables well-equipped, even in the men's quarters! A parent's treasure, that. The design, while not quite the grand baroque of a Spanish doubloon, is certainly functional and well-appointed. No creaky planks, no leaky pipes, no shadows lurking in the corners promising unknown horrors. It's a testament to the fact that even in the most humble of necessities, one can find a touch of… well, efficiency, wouldn't ye say? So, if ye find yerself with a desperate need for a moment of quiet contemplation, or simply a place to freshen up before embarking on yer next grand adventure, seek out the privy at Chick-fil-A. It's a grand affair, cleaner than a freshly polished cutlass, and surprisingly well-stocked. A true haven, by thunder! Now, if ye'll excuse me, I hear the siren song of a spicy chicken sandwich calling my name… and perhaps a quick stop back at the facilities for another swig of that magical...

I would love to give this place a NO star rating if I could BUT at the same time I have never had bad service from this location. The reason for the low rating is because under the current circumstances with the whole Coronavirus thing it is practically IMPOSSIBLE to try to come here to order food because the drive thru is ridiculously long and the wait time even longer. This location did a better job with their grand opening day than they are doing now. Please step it up and get it together. Otherwise you are going to lose a LOT of business. All efforts to speak to management at this location has fallen on deaf ears and I did not appreciate their rudeness either. Trying to speak with Corporate is just as bad too because they won't answer their phones either. Ever since the governor of Virginia has lifted all restrictions, this place should be open INSIDE for people to be able to order food. So far to date that hasn't happened and is INEXCUSABLE UPDATE 2/17/22 After two years of not being able to go inside this location to order food, I was happy to see that people can FINALLY go inside to order food instead of waiting in the ridiculously long lines in the drive thru and spending ridiculously long wait times. As excited as I was to be able to go inside to order food it quickly became further disappointing.As As I approached the door to walk inside, the first thing I noticed was the sign on the door requiring masks to be worn regardless of vaccination status. As soon as I saw that,I turned right around and left. Restrictions for Virginia (including masks)have been lifted for several months now and I refuse to support ANY place of business that INFRINGES on my FREEDOM. The time has come where enough is enough with the whole Covid BS and I am sure that I can speak for several other people that we are tired of being forced to do things that we don't want to do as well as being forced to live certain ways that we never had...

Tonight I did something I've never done before. I ordered fast food at the drive-through on a motorcycle. Out of sheer desperation to get my CFA milkshake fix, I pulled into the parking lot at 9:58 pm and was informed by a kind employee that they were having trouble with their inside registers and were sending everyone through the drive-through. How was I supposed to handle a milkshake while riding a motorcycle, let alone fumble through the process of paying at the window while sitting on my bike? And with only two minutes until they closed?? I thought for a second before I realized there was no choice, I had to go for it. Whatever risk of ice cream catastrophe was worth it just to get that wonderful shake. The line of cars was almost to the parking lot, and when I finally made it to the ordering station there was only one car behind me. The speaker system crackled on. I could hear it in Jake's voice. He was tired, but he was far from defeated. I could tell he wouldn't step away from his station until all of us fortunate customers were served with the best customer service in the industry. And he was going to make sure I got that chocolaty ice cream that I was so desperately craving. After ordering I pushed my bike up to the window, helmet half off and motorcycle gear everywhere, trying to pull out my credit card so I didn't hold them up any longer than I already had. A nice young lady handed me my milkshake as I was still fumbling with my wallet. I said "yeah hold on, here's my card." Without flinching Jake said "don't worry about it, this one's on us." I almost cried. It was amazing. As I slowly rolled a way from the window still trying to put all my things back in place, I knew deep down inside that no other organization will have such a special place in my heart and as...