Don Ruben's Mexican Restaurant — Restaurant in Oakhurst

Ah, gather 'round, folks, for the tale of our unforgettable adventure at Don Ruben's Mexican Restaurant! Now, let me tell you, this was no ordinary dining experience – it was the stuff of legends, the kind you'll cherish for years to come.

On that fateful day of July 19, 2023, our brave family decided to embark on a culinary journey to Don Ruben's, the famed establishment that promises a gastronomic extravaganza like no other. Little did we know what awaited us within those spicy walls.

As we settled at our table, our taste buds tingling with anticipation, we ordered an assortment of dishes with chicken – because who wouldn't want a grand poultry spectacle, right? The chef's skills in reusing poultry were truly mesmerizing. Some chicken pieces were fresh, straight from the farm, while others had been crisped to a degree that could put Dorito's chips to shame. Bravo, chef! How innovative to turn leftovers into culinary masterpieces!

But hold on, the surprises didn't end there! The soft drink glasses, oh, how they glistened with a questionable cleanness! We couldn't help but wonder if they had a unique seasoning of their own – perhaps a pinch of yesterday's cola mixed with the essence of the day before? Ah, refreshing!

Oh, but the real delight awaited us on the next day. It was like a treasure hunt, but instead of seeking gold, we searched frantically for gas stations to stop at, so we could release the liquefied meals from the day before. What an exhilarating ride it was! You haven't truly bonded as a family until you've endured a collective stomach ache and quest for restrooms.

But let me tell you, the colon cleansing feature – that was the highlight of it all! For a mere $15.99 per person, we achieved a level of intestinal detoxification that would make any doctor jealous. Who needs expensive medical procedures when you have Don Ruben's, right? We became connoisseurs of the colon cleanse, sipping our way to a cleaner, more enlightening existence.

So, my dear friends, if you're looking for an unforgettable experience, a roller-coaster of flavors and sensations, then you simply must visit Don Ruben's Mexican Restaurant. They proudly offer satisfaction guaranteed – or your money back! But really, who would want their money back after such a unique adventure? You'll be talking about this daring dining escapade for generations to come....

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