Look, I’ve eaten my way through dive joints from San Diego to San Antonio, Memphis to Biloxi, chased the perfect bite down rabbit holes that would make Alice jealous, and I can tell you this: real barbecue—the kind that matters, the kind that haunts your dreams—it’s not about the Instagram-worthy plating or the Edison bulb ambiance. It’s about time. It’s about patience. It’s about some obsessive lunatic who gets up at 3 AM to tend fires like a medieval monk tending to sacred flames. At Caldwell County BBQ, tucked away in Gilbert like some beautiful secret, they get it. Fourteen hours. That’s how long they let their brisket commune with smoke at a steady 250 degrees. Fourteen hours of transformation, of tough connective tissue surrendering to time and heat, of fat rendering down into liquid gold that bastes the meat from within. This isn’t fast food. This isn’t convenience. This is alchemy. The dry rub—Christ, the dry rub—they don’t mess around here. It’s applied with the kind of generous abandon that suggests confidence, maybe even arrogance. And why not? When you’ve got meat this good, when you understand the fundamentals this deeply, you can afford to be bold. The exterior develops this beautiful, almost obsidian bark that gives way with the gentlest pressure to reveal meat so tender it practically falls apart at the suggestion of a fork. For sixty bucks, you can feed a family of four. Ribs, brisket, sausage—the holy trinity plus whatever else catches your eye. In a world where everything’s gotten precious and overpriced, where “artisanal” has become code for “we’re going to charge you thirty dollars for a sandwich,” this feels like finding a twenty-dollar bill in an old jacket pocket. I’ve been around. I’ve judged barbecue on national television, eaten at joints that people make pilgrimages to visit. But here’s the thing about great food: it doesn’t need a pedigree. It doesn’t need a story about fourth-generation pitmasters or secret family recipes. It just needs to be honest. It needs to be good. Caldwell County BBQ is honest. It’s good. It’s the kind of place that reminds you why you fell in love with food in the first place—not because someone told you it was special, but because your taste buds are sending urgent telegrams to your brain saying, “Pay attention. This matters.” Go. Eat. Thank me...
Read moreOk so , here’s my honest review after going here twice. I love that we have something like this in the area. Even though at this time most of the place is still under construction surf/burger shop & kart racing/pizza place also not open. Even still this place get CROWDED. I can’t imagine how it will be when the new attractions go up. I think that will be the real challenge. I think they should implement some ideas at this stage of the game that could help with crowd control and provide faster, friendlier and more efficient service. I can’t imagine waiting around in lines for attractions or food in 116° weather. There are long lines for most everything. I did notice that most all of the staff that I encountered was pleasant so I do think they’ve got a great customer service focused training for their employees. This is great. You could also implement kiosks where people can sign waivers, and or pay for attractions, which will cut down on the lines if there are more self-service options. I came at 2:00 on a Wednesday and there was a pretty long lines for most everything. My daughter wanted to do the VR room and I was told that the next available time slot was at 7 PM. that’s 5 hours hours away.. If I have to wait that long to spend money at your establishment, I just rather not. & go home not to mention I like about 20 mins away. THE Food- my suggestion here Would be pre-portion, some of the individual sides so that people can grab them and go. This may also cut down on the line for food.. The barbecue ribs that I had were very fatty however it had good flavor. Again, they’re just smoking the meat not a lot of seasoning on it. The sides are definitely nothing to write home about the macaroni and cheese is not baked. It’s more like pasta with mild very mild cheese sauce on it. So if you’re used to baked macaroni and cheese, with a lot of cheese, you can skip this . The potato salad is so heavy on the mustard that it’s not good either, the best side dish I had was probably the...
Read moreI love this place!!! I love the food, atmosphere and staff!! If you haven't been here, it's a must go. You must take the family and enjoy a night out. Today I write this review to highlight two people in particular. Giselle the bartender and kiera the woman that I swear does everything. Giselle will turn your frown upside down no matter how bad your day was going. She is kind ,funny, compassionate and runs on the same powercell that a toddler runs on! Kiera is from a whole different planet all together!! If there was a planet named; MIR (make it right) that would be where she came from. I know when kiera is working because you will never find a dirty table, and all tabkes are perfectly placed. The floor is clean and she is buzzing around like bee. She just doesn't stop! If you so happen to need anything, she is there at your service with a smile. I don't think that the young lady knows whatva break is. They had to cut hours during their slow season and I could tell when she wasn't working... however, I was in the other day and knew immediately that she was working. I greeted her with a smile and exchanged a few words. It was good to see her! Please stop in and show patronage to Caldwells and see for yourself. Please say hello to the staff and ask how their day is going and sample...
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