Cibelli's NY Pizza Redmond — Restaurant in Redmond

My wife and sister in law ordered pizza here.

We had four adults, and three children. They decided it best to order two large pizzas.

When they went to pick it up, my wife went in to collect the pizzas.

My sister in law said that the sight was quite comical. On account of the fact that their large pizzas have a diamater similar to that of truck tires. My wife, already carrying the weight of a child in her womb, had the advantage of being able to balance the giant pies on her protruding 6 month pregnant, stomach.

Next she had to figure out how to fit the pizzas in our vehicle. Fortunately we had prepared for such an occasion by purchasing a mini van with sto and go seating. If seats ever needed to be stowed, this was the time.

This saved us the considerable cost of a rental truck, which would have been necessary to transport the pies, otherwise.

When they arrived home, my sister in law brought the pizzas to the door. She kicked the door with her foot. I opened to find her holding two ridiculously large pizza boxes. She was out of breath, and was perspiring. I quickly came to her rescue, and helped to transport the cargo inside. I let out a sigh of relief when we got the boxes to the table. Because we did not have to take the door off the hinges to get the pizza inside. Which was what I first thought it would require.

Once we opened the boxes, I began to understand why the poor girls were so exhausted. These pizzas were stuffed crust.

And if you multiply the radius times PI, or however the heck circumference works, you will find that the linear amount of cheese required to stuff the crusts is most accurately expressed in yards, not inches.

We dug into the pies. Unfortunately, we all had to retreat to the living room to eat, because the pizza took up all of the real estate of our dining room table. Which is, for context, the single largest surface in our home.

Since these pies are like 2 foot wide, we haven't even come close to eating it all.

I dont know how we are going to store the leftovers. I will have to contact the disposal company, and ask them to bring another recycling bin. Seeing as one of the boxes will completely fill the bin we do have.

I'm hoping that 4 adults, and three children will be able to finish the rest of this pizza before it spoils. Time will tell, but we shall...

I DO NOT RECOMMEND THIS PLACE. GO ANYWHERE ELSE - RAW FOOD AND RUDE STAFF! Was served pizza with raw toppings back to back. Bought a veggie slice and wasn't informed the toppings don't cook through on slices. The manager/supervisor was rude when I brought it up and spoke to me as though I should have known. I requested a refund and reordered one with less toppings, asked if onions(specifically) would cook through and how many toppings could I do - she assured me that the 2 - 3 toppings would cook through on the next slice, they didn't. Raw onion again. I also heard her (manager/supervisor) talking about me in the back. I don't find questioning raw toppings, in a kind way, to be confrontational or unreasonable. I worked really hard all day and was starving and so disappointed in both how I was treated and the low quality of the food. This never happened at the Sisters location so confused. Now I have to wait multiple business days for the refund - over $10 for a single, terrible slice. I would have asked for a second refund but honestly, her rudeness was very intimidating and I was also dealing with low blood sugar and was close to crying. If they did this intentionally because I didn't tip - I would have left cash if it were good service but NOPE! And shame on them for messing with people's food. Whatever the reason, unacceptable and...

There are a lot of issues with this place now. Their website and google both say they are open mondays, they are not. That threw a wrench in my plans when I pulled up and no one was there. They scammed and lied to me when I went to pay the next night. The website says toppings are $3, when I get there, toppings are $3.50 instead. The “cheese sticks” are also a lie, half of it has cheese, the other half is cooked dough. I love thin crust ny style pizza but this was actually too thin, so it didn’t support the weight of the toppings and became soggy. The “stuffed crust” is also a giant rip off. Half the slices had so little cheese in the crust I could see through it to the other side. It seems to me they are trying to save money by skimping on the product and they are poorly executing what they do make. I also didn’t appreciate the aggressive signage inside the store that demanded the customer “not complain to the hard working staff and they could call him directly to complain.” Very fake macho and unnecessary. Needless to say, I won’t be back to...