Fresco Pizza Shawarma — Restaurant in San Francisco

After a groovy night out with the bros witnessing all forms of shenanigans on Polk st. We land at fresco pizza, in desperation for food.

We enter this tightly packed drunken joint of bafoonery, forced to bump and grind our way through the crowd, until finally we got to the register. So what if I had a slight stiffy, don't hate, appreciate, alleviate, initiate, masturbate. Anyway.. I ordered 3 pizzas, 2 cheeses and one veggie.. It cost me 9 buckaroos.

I receive my pizzas, turn around and begin handing pizzas over to my two bros, and in the midst of the transaction, I dropped a slice. Approximately 5 seconds upon purchase.

Here's where all hell broke loose all because an incompetent cashier assumed that every customer he deals with is a drunken son of a biznaatch.

Sani- hey my man, I just bought $9 worth of pizzas and I dropped one, can you replace it. Cashier- eh you drop, too bad. Sani- wait what? Have you ever heard of customer service? Why can't you replace my slice. Cashier- eh you drop.. Eh no. Drunken bro- listen you ass clown.. Give us a new sanwich! Sani- pizza. Drunken bro- pizza, ass clown! Sani- ass clown? But why? Drunken bro- I don't know, I'm drunk. I'll just sit down. Sani- seriously man, can I talk to a manager or something. You're obviously have a deficiency in communication. Cashier- I no deaf! Don't call me deaf! get out! Sani- who called you deaf? I said deficient, anyway let me talk to your manager please. Manager- what problem is? Sani explains issue Manager- ok ok talk nice, I give pizza. Sani- can you please teach your employee what customer service is. And potentially provide a class in basic English, you might need it too. Thank you. Drunken bro- ass clown!

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Avoid this place even if you are in a pinch. The food was bad and the experience with staff felt shady. We ordered the fish and chips ($12 each), gave a 15% tip and the total came $42. That struck us as unusually high (should have been closer to $30) so we looked closer at our bill. To our surprise, the receipt added up the total wrong. Even with the bs credit card fees, the total should have totaled only $35 but it added it up to $42. The cashier gave us $7 back but he didn't seem overly concerned about it. It felt shady and we immediately regretted being there. Unfortunately the food did not make up for the cost. The fish looked like frozen fish sticks you buy at the store and loaded with grease. The tarter sauce was ranch dressing. You can't tell me that some store bought fish sticks and a handful of French fries is worth $17 USD. The reviews that I've seen that are positive are about the pizza so maybe that's a safer bet. Also, apparently the food prices are cheaper if you use cash so don't waste your money on...

We are in town visiting San Fran with our family and the hotel gave us a menu for this place. They asked on the phone if we would pay cash and we said we would be paying by credit card. They said they would send the delivery person with a card reader. Which they did not. The delivery guy recommended we go to an ATM. He then called the restaurant but couldn't get anyone on the phone. We called and someone picked up right away. The guy tried to take our card over the phone but had trouble understanding the information. Someone (I guess from the restaurant) called the delivery person who then asked if they could take a picture of our credit card. We then told them to forget it and went back to our room and ordered from Dominos. I also turned off my credit card in case they did try to charge it. We also told the hotel to throw out their menus. The bottom of their menu says they take credit cards, too. I'm guessing they run this game regularly to avoid paying...