Jamba — Restaurant in Surprise

So like, we came in... the sun was in my eyes. And the eyes were in the sun. Maybe some shading on the windows would help my eyeballs from boiling. Anyway, we were welcomed like we were related to the janitor or maybe the manager. They were nice and we ordered some dueces. They asked if we wanted boosters and we was like "say what?" We just shook our ears different directions hoping they would understand. We paid over ten dollars for two drinks. Then we waited with my eyeballs boiling out of their own juices. As we waited the music was blaring pagan lyrics into my beautiful cranium. My daughter's heads was getting warm. The music was very loud like in the zoo. We waited for 8 minutes for two juices and it wasn't that crowded... actually there was only like one other person there. The little cute blonde girl who took our order eye's started twinkling and we knew it would be soon. But our eyes continued to boil and pop. Please buy a sun shade for the windows. My skin began to crackle when we heard our name called and some frozen mists were floating off our two drinks waiting for us. We tasted them. and was like... Yummm... kind of bland but pretty cold and nice and not to mention juice filled wonders. We went outside to partake because our brains were swollen and our skulls began to liquify from the music inside which would have been cool if it were like.. celtic or irish stuff or even polkas from another dimension. But it was like pop music and since our eyes, ears, skulls and all upper torso was liquifying and baking, and crackling, and popping we decided to eat outside in the fresh smells of oily asphalt and exhaust from Hell rd. I meant Bell Rd. They were good but not 11 dolla good and 8 minutes of paganized music good. If you know what I mean. Pretty...

The two girls Jasmine and Alessandra were friendly and welcoming and changed a bad experience I was having after being chased by a militant security guard that apparently even wants to fight me off duty. After I was really disappointed I couldn't buy wings at ATL Wings. The employee or possibly owner was really apologetic that she couldn't understand herself why the restaurant wasn't yet approved for EBT. I at first said something slightly offensive about not trying hard enough with a very slow and hard to change or get approval from a government agency which sounded offensive like she hadn't tried hard enough and hence the security guard being even more hateful towards me. But if a pro bono lawyer or possibly even DES employee could assist them in becoming certified I for one would be thankful. EBT should be accepted for all food products not just cold. Do you think all poor people have ovens, microwaves, or electricity for that matter. Most EBT recipients in Arizona are SMI. Do you really want them operating an oven or a grill while they fight the demons in their minds. Yes very intelligent. Thank you ATL Wings. If I hadn't come there I might not be able to help you or discover Jamba Juice because I thought they did smoothies. They delivered so much more. Thank you girls. I know im Amazing but you both showed me up. I love it when youngsters impress me. Yes im Old . Thanks again. Never forget you can have and be anything you want. Don't believe me. Don't try. ...

PLEASE DO NOT VISIT THIS LOCATION AND READ THIS. Went and visited this location today and was treated with absolute disrespect. As soon as I walk in 3 female workers were working and told me that they're system was down and could only accept mobile orders, so as I was placing my order I asked one of the employees what their address was and they all said they didn't know what their address was sorry. I was so confused, how can you work at a place and not know what the address is where you work at! They all looked at me and my family like we were the crazy ones, but I decided at this point to take my business elsewhere, when I asked for the store managers name and number the employees said they cannot give that information out, I explained that I was going to let the store manager and the company know how about how bad of an experience I had at this location was, they all just looked at me with a bad attitude and then as soon as we started leaving they all started laughing in the backroom, I have this on video as well of them laughing and will be sending to corporate. These employees should be disciplined or terminated for...