Bikini Beans Coffee — Restaurant in Tempe

I ordered a Blondii DD- that's how they label their items. It's a large caramel frappe.

There is a double lane drive thru but no speaker to say what you want. Instead, you drive up and tell the lady(in a bikini of course) what you want.

During that time that they make your order, the bikini lady will start a conversation. I assume the most charismatic are the ones who take the orders.

The drink, itself, is great. It's better, and cheaper, than Starbucks and even Dutch Bro's. A large frappe was 5.95 after tax and a small is just under $4(before tax).

Now the taste.

When you first drink it, it's a very unsettling texture in your mouth. A sweet slimy sludge that is all over the place. But once it settles, the flavor really comes out. You taste the flavor with a hint of coffee beans and it spreads across your taste buds.

That's the only reason why I did not dump it out.

Because of the lower prices, the wonderful mid and ending taste, and the bikini ready employee's(obviously), I don't doubt that I would return.

Just try not to stare,...

Wouldn't even give me a cup of water... First place in AZ in 24 years to ever tell me "we only give water to paying customers." I thought it was illegal for a business to refuse water to people but a quick Google search taught me that it's apparently not. Which is honestly even more sad because I had never been refused water ever before which led me to believe it was illegal. Well, they certainly lost my business over a cup of water. Hope it was worth saving pennies! Could of made literally hundreds more pennies in profit in the future from me with even just one coffee sale but oh well... Had to save those pennies. Guess they need it more than I do. Sad. But what a great business strategy am I right? Losing out on potentially thousands of pennies in the future to save maybe a couple pennies today. I'm no economics major but that doesn't sound like an effective business strategy to me... Being the ONLY business to refuse water in the state of Arizona says alot about the business ethics of this...

So just about 10 minutes ago was my first experience at Bikini Beans Espresso. I was walking by the shop with Starbucks Coffee in my hand and the owner took it upon himself to get my attention and ask what I was drinking. I was drinking an Americano so they offered me one of theirs on the house. They brewed the coffee Within a couple of minutes and had the perfect amount of cream and sugar for my request. Siriously delicious. The owner was kind and very professional and his beautiful wife made the best Americano I've had to this day. Plus there's gorgeous women in bikinis there to greet you with smiles. Seriously a great idea for a coffee shop and a breath of fresh air when it comes to the general Ambiance and environment of the coffee shop experience. I would recommend anyone go here simply because customer service was top-notch, the coffee was perfectly brewed, and the smiling, bikini-clad employees. What more could...