MICHAEL: Hello? Christian? Yes. I thought that was you. Hi. Hi. Michael Scott. This is Jan Levinson-Gould. Just "Jan Levinson. " And No Gould? No. Thank you very much for meeting with us. Have you been waiting long? No, not long. Good. Good. Jan, what happened? Michael. Is Gould dead? What Michael, we got divorced, okay? I'm so sorry, excuse me. Wow, you're kidding me. Do you want to talk about it? Michael. Could we have a table for three, please? When did this happen? We're in a meeting. Okay. WAITRESS: This way, please. Christian. All right, after you. Thank you. I thought we could start by going over the needs of the county. Right. Well, Lackawanna County has not been immune to the slow economic growth over the past five years. So for us, the name of the game is budget reduction and Awesome Blossom? What? I think we should share an Awesome Blossom. What do you say? They are awesome. You want to, Christian? Blossom? Sure. Okay, it's done. Actually, Megan? May we have an Awesome Blossom, please? Extra awesome. Now it is done. So, if you have a Hey, I heard a very, very funny joke the other day. You wanna hear it? Christian, you don't have to listen to this. We can It's okay, I like jokes. Okay. Just the one. Just one joke? Okay. Well, if it's just going to be one, I will think of a different joke. Um Let's see. Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. Pam, it's Michael. I need you to go into my office and check some data for me. Okay, you want me to read them? Yes. Okay. "A fisherman is walking down Fifth Avenue, "leading an animal behind him when" No, no. Told it, not as good as you think. Pick another one. Okay. "There's a transcript between a naval ship" Okay! Bingo! And a lighthouse. Yes. That is hysterical. Could you start that one from the beginning? Sure. "There's a transcript between a naval ship and a lighthouse" We would probably be upset with ourselves if we went this whole night without talking business, so Dunder Mifflin can provide a level of personal service to the county that the warehouse chains just can't match. Well, we are out to save money. What's the bottom line? (GIBBERING NONSENSICALLY) That's why I wanted a signal between us, so I wouldn't have to just shout nonsense words. That's her fault. Did somebody say, "baby back ribs"? Hmm? Hmm? I don't think Christian has time for that I have time. (MICHAEL TAPPING SPOON RHYTHMICALLY) (SINGING) I want my baby back, baby back, baby back I want my baby back, baby back, baby back I want my baby-back, baby-back, baby-back Chili's baby-back ribs I want my...
Read moreI called the restaurant twice before coming to this Chili’s 1 1/2 or 2 before closing. First time I let it slide and I left because they had told me that they wouldn’t take us, that’s fine. Second time I called ahead again and I said I had four people I’m seven minutes away and the lady on the phone proceeded to say yes we’ll take you. We got there in approximately 7 to 8 minutes and they wouldn’t take us again and this time I told them That we had called ahead of time and that is not OK. We need to be seated because we had already told you guys that you know we’re coming we called the girl went to the back.She came back to the front and said we’ll see you but we gotta hurry up because the kitchen is under maintenance or whatever that means we get seated real quick and she starts taking our orders right away and rushing us and telling us that we need to do our orders right away. We didn’t have time to think or time to look at the menu for real so she got started on drinks and she came back three minutes later with our drinks and we had to order the food right away, no problem Upon receiving the food. Food was great. It was just the service. She was very quick with the service, but that’s because she had to. I finished eating my food and I was writing a review on the tablet and she came and stood next to my group of friends, all four of us and said what you’re typing there. she stood over me and watched what I was typing on the screen and told me to go ahead and skip the survey And she had said that because it’s corporate corporate, she would end up getting in trouble and she had told me go ahead and skip the survey because she’s just a girl trying to make money I went ahead and clicked on Skip survey, but I clicked on the submit survey at the same time so I’m not sure if it’s submitted I know our servers name was Elizabeth and it was the chilies near the chilies that I’m writing the review for of course I don’t need to put the address but I feel like we were being watched and I didn’t appreciate that especially on Black History Month as Black people we felt very targeted and I didn’t appreciate the service. I didn’t appreciate the obsessive attention that we were receiving I feel like that server that we had whose name was Elizabeth could have done a better job of communicating with us and being attentive to our needs and Made us not making us feel a...
Read moreIf there was a Hall of Fame for bartenders, Audie would have her own wing. From the moment you sit down at her bar, she makes you feel like the most important guest in the place. Her energy is magnetic—warm, genuine, and effortlessly welcoming.
Audie doesn’t just pour drinks, she crafts experiences. Whether it’s a perfectly balanced margarita, a cold draft with just the right amount of head, or a creative off-menu concoction, she nails it every time. She remembers regulars’ orders, offers spot-on recommendations for newcomers, and somehow keeps the conversation flowing while managing a packed bar with absolute precision.
What really sets Audie apart is her attention to detail and passion for hospitality. She notices the little things—an empty glass, a guest looking for a menu, someone debating between two drinks—and is there before you even have to ask. You can tell she genuinely loves what she does, and it shows in every interaction.
If you’re at Chili’s and you don’t sit at Audie’s bar, you’re missing out. She’s the kind of bartender that turns a casual night out into one you’ll be telling friends about for weeks.
Audie, you’re the heart and...
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