Considering House of Goats in New Britain on a Friday night? Don’t! This place is a glorified dive-bar/tiniest club on earth. The wait staff literally had no idea what they were doing and appeared to just want to hang out with patrons. We were being comped several drinks from a neighboring table and that’s the only reason we stuck around. We ordered 2 appetizers and were never told that our selections weren’t available. We ordered wings and they were brought to our table with no sauce, napkins, utensils, and plates! We asked our server for these basic, common sense items and she proceeded to “hang out” at a table and never brought anything else to our table of two, not even the check. The wings were great but I will never come back expecting a meal or apps. I’m befuddled and confused about these 5 star reviews. I’m a “tip no matter what service” person. There was no way we were going to tip. Service was beyond appalling, almost comical. JennyBoomBoom’s presence and interactions with her was the only redeeming aspect of our night at HoG. I’ll have a meal at Great Taste or Popeye’s first and maybe have a drink at HoG.