Kokopelli Beer Company — Restaurant in Westminster

I am trying really hard to love this place. I have been here three times now. The first time was amazing; the food was great, the service was amazing, atmosphere 10/10.

Recently, I have been feeling poisoned from the food. My recent experiences with the server "Sally" haven't been great. On my last visit, I ordered a beef Quesadilla. I was sick within 30 minutes (natious and puking); today, I go in for a beer and am having gut issues 30 minutes after being there. This is the only brewery this is happening at.

(Update: January 18, 2024)

The Chemical Assessment has yeided the following.

#DIETHYLSTILBESTROL #BENPERIDOL #LEUPROLIDE ACETATE #CRYSTALLINE METALLOID ARSENIC

The list of symptoms/side effects goes on and is consistent in many states. Thus, a pattern emerged. Obviously, it was not authorized and is being forced on me.

This is also known as "compulsory sterilization" and/or a way to induce serious heath complications (e.g. cancer.) It will not show up in a traditional drug test.

And yes, you can induce cancer in people in as little as 5 months through constant exposure and dosage (primarily wearing down/exhausting the immune system [lower the white cell count either through chemicals/poison or radiation exposure])

It requires a dosage to maintain effectiveness; so if symptomology is similar, stay hydrated; take a picture of who served you, leave a review, and file a complaint.

What's odd is that I began reporting being followed by vehicles with bumper stickers saying "cancer sucks" at or about the time I was...

Came here for date night on a somewhat slow night and we were concerned that because it wasn't packed to the brim on a Saturday night it would be a red flag. We were wrong! Thankfully, we had a great time, we sat in the outdoor patio and ordered ourselves a couple of pizzas which were delicious. The beer menu had a great variety for all tastes, I am very appreciative of that! Service was excellent and we didn't break the bank. Of couple critiques regarding location and ambiance: 1. I wish this wasn't located in a strip mall, too much of a "cheap" feel which I think Kokopelli is above. The patio may not be as comfortable as it could be since there isn't much of a buffer between it and the access drive aisle for parking, you may be sniffing exhaust every time you take a bite of your pizza on a busy night. Also, the patio doesn't offer much of a view since A. Overlooks a parking lot and B. Faces east. a bit more landscaping would really help, but I know due to costs of initial construction, landscape budgets are usually kept to a bare minimum. 2. We chose the patio because the interior looks fairly empty and there was no atmosphere, no music, and was fairly over-lit. I would recommend if the lighting control system has dimming and area controls, to really fine tune that to create a nice ambiance. If not, it can be addressed with some lower wattage lamps in the fixtures where needed. A few thoughts, but these did not prevent it from a 5 star rating! We are definitely coming here again! ...

My friend and I were excited to try this place out and specifically chose to go here because it was on our way home and we hadn’t been here before. After looking at the beer menu for a minute, I walked up to the bar to order and was met with an uninterested and impatient bartender with a short attitude. Unlike most breweries with a bar, you cannot order drinks AT the bar here if you are not sitting at the bar. I was treated with a very short attitude that suggested I was stupid for not knowing this. After I was rudely (and a bit condescendingly) told that there would be servers that would come and take our order, (despite the bartender not being particularly busy) several servers (I think three) just kind of stood around, walked by our table three times, and didn’t acknowledge us once for the three or so minutes we were sitting at our table waiting for them. Had the place been busy I would have understood, but there could not have been more than 20 customers in the building and 4 staff members that would not take our order. After maybe five minutes after walking in the door it was clear this wasn’t a place we wanted to spend our time. It would have been nicer if we had been met with someone behind the bar who had simply and kindly invited us to find a table we liked and informed us that a server would be with us momentarily. Instead we were met with an attitude. Best of luck to anyone else who tries this place, but I think we have seen...