Coffeeshop Central — Attraction in Amsterdam

Ok so check it. I've been coming to this coffeeshop since I was 14 in 1994. Never in my life have I found textile rope in my product. This time I did, and boy were they unwilling to help.

So I ordered Lemon Haze, which according to the second guy there, it wasn't even Lemon Haze

When I returned to the coffeeshop after having discovered the textile, the second guy tried looking at the rope, and he starts handling the weedbag like if that's gonna reveal it. So I opened it cause of him already showing to be incompetent.. and all the while the attitude is standoffish, their entire goal is not to reimburse or somehow compensate me, cause I smoked two joints of this NOT-Lemon Haze and the reason I discovered the rope later was due to me having broken up the weed already, so I've smoked some of it also. As it's laced throughout the product in varying degrees.

The woman working there was like.. it's rope, and she was working there earlier when the first guy, who was now off for the day, sold this NOt-Lemon Haze to me.

She has seen me there before also and sold me weed. Nothing wrong with it, she said. I'm like what? All the textile threads, shiny and colored, most likely synthetic fiber that I smoked.. I was like,well it weighs something also.

Get this, so the guy takes some of the textile rope, not even making sure to take the entire thing, and weighs it... So the stuff is laced throughout the weed, making it that you have to smoke it, but he only tears out the bigger part to weigh it, not taking into account that the entire product is unworthy of consumption...

hahahah But who am I dealing with here? Not with people who care about the quality and name of their product and business, that's for sure. Their advice was to come again when the guy who sold me the stuff is working is there. Let's hope he remembers me eh? The second guy doesn't want to give any kind of break, I asked him if he could check the video recordings... He was like no. With them denying it was Lemon Haze, it turned the whole matter to seem like I was trying to scam them or something. As I said, I've been coming to that place on and off since 1994. These new people seem to have hijacked the place from the original cool people who sounded and looked like real Amsterdammers.

Sadly. They like to advertise themselves as the cheapest, and it seems their cheapness shines through, through more than just their product... As when I was walking out talking that this is not good, the girl who knows me as a customer made a snide type of Have a nice day greeting, as in gtfo here. We're glad to see you leave. So yeah, they're definitely the cheapest......

Terrible experience, unflushed weed, can't sit anywhere inside or nearby. A terrible place to get your weed on your stay in Amsterdam, either on vacation or if you live there. I suggest any of the other shops above this one.

Personal experience: Visited the shop and bought Super Silver Haze, rolled my joint whilst surrounded by tourists (suggesting no long-time customers), which wasn't surprising since it's located next to the station.

Was told I had to smoke outside, which I did, at which point I looked back at the shop in disgust.. Why had I bought this fowl nutrient tasting, throat burning here, when there were so many other shops who wouldn't sell this garbage.

I'm not saying all of their selection is this bad, but one expects a certain quality from an Amsterdam shop, and this proved to me that the owners probably don't smoke. Their quality control is there for not that great.

I'd suggest Prix d'ami close by, or Dampkring, or Bulldog for...

Maybe one of the worst coffeeshops in town. I've been around for 4 months and I've been spoiled by the quality of places like Boerenjongens and Tweede Kamer, so I went to Centraal today on the hope of getting something -at least- decent. I buy 2 white widow pre-rolled joints and my disappointments were, as follows: 1- There's very little weed inside. 2- Flavor and smell are straight awful. Smells and tastes like dirty grass. 3- It didn't hit me. AT ALL. 4- I decided to open the second one at home to see the insides and there were almost NO BUDS, no smell whatsoever, LEAVES (BIG ONES) and tiny sticks.

Long story short: first and last time these guys got my money.

Be smart. Don't be like me. Voyagers is right...