At more than 70 years old, The Labia Theatre is - according to its website - “the oldest Independent Art-Repertory Cinema in South Africa, showing the best of circuit, independent movies, foreign films, documentaries, classics and other alternative and art circuit films.” I’ve long known about The Labia but only recently visited for the first time. As movie theatres go, it is quite different, with a quirkiness that gives it a unique and Alice-in-Wonderland-like feel. You can tell it’s a theatre by creatives and for creatives or the arty at heart. I’m also impressed that it has lasted as long as it has, including surviving the Covid-19 lockdowns, which decimated the industry in our country.

Two things struck me about the place as I walked in: the copious greenery and the bright and bold colours on the walls and fittings. Both these elements gave the impression of a place that is loved and well looked after by those responsible. Space is limited, and so the plants and bright paint also bring life and vibrancy into the space, and add to the ‘fantasy land’ feel of the place.

The lobby is artfully decorated with movie memorabilia in the form of posters of old movies but also camera equipment from days gone by. In addition to the box office, there is a chocolate bar that also serves alcoholic drinks, a coffee shop and a pop up shop selling ladies’ clothing. The inside of the lobby is cramped but there is plenty of seating outside to enjoy a chat or drink - or both - while waiting for your movie to start.

The selection of movies is as you would expect in an alternative cinema - a combination of current blockbusters, indie productions and documentaries. I liked the selection on offer at the time that I went, and enjoyed the movie I watched. It is advisable to book online otherwise you may have to wait to buy a ticket at the venue until the extent of the online sales has been determined. The theatre also caters for private functions and corporate events. Well worth checking out.