Reading Winter Wonderland — Attraction in Reading

The prissy population of the nunnery took a mystical trip out to Reading Winter Wonderland. Obviously before the trip we wanted to know what we were getting ourselves into, and did our research. And lets just say, the videos we watched weren’t up to parr. The vloggers were under the influence of alcohol 😔 and all above the age of 50☹️. The prissy population were stumped!

Once we entered the sparkling gates of Reading Winter Wonderland, the prissy populastions’ eyes light up with glee, as, what they saw was not drunk old men, but instead the gleaming architechure of wonders which was … Project X. Project X was by far an engineering masterpiece. 3 girls regurgitated their giant three marshmallows packed with pounds of sugar, but, it was worth it. Sacrifices had to be made…

Food was TOP NOTCH. Shout out to Ms Drake for serving the entirety of the Prissy Population and didn’t even break a sweat. She definitely deserved that cheeky ciggy after her shift. Although Ms Drakes stall was by far the best, the Prissy Population decided to experiment with the frankfurt sausages from a different stall. Although, the majority of the sausages were a success. One got particularly excited and squirted a mysterious liquid over an unsuspecting Prissy female. But do not fear, dear reader, as the threat was immediately immobilised, in the bin.

Reading Winter Wonderland offers many educational opportunities. For example: the Prissy Population managed to learn how to ice skate in the mere time of half an hour, off to the olymics before next week if you ask me, look out for the gold medals that we’ll be winning. Although, many behinds were left rather rouged from the clamity of their mistakes on the ice rink. The girls remained resilient and stood right back up! Jolly good girls! WHAT AN AMAZING TRIP!!!! Would definitely recommend to...

We saw their web site and got really excited as it looked great and it boasted about their selection of “all your favourite German beers”. We then decided to book an Alpine Hut for family during Xmas. However we decided to check it out before and what a mistake was to book it without seeing first!!! Place is shabby, very untidy, toilet extremely dirty and guess what… rather than BeerS there was 1 German larger beer on tap on sale for £6.50. Wow. Isn’t about the price but more about their misleading marketing campaign which doesn’t give you the true picture of what is on offer. There was only 1 beer available and that was it. We then wrote to them to ask for a refund. Had to chase and got a very rude reply, clearly no customer services or caring. They told us we should have booked an insurance option so we would have got a refund!! But clearly they don’t get we’re cancelling as completely mis-sold the package, so please don’t make the same mistake and use £25 somewhere else. Photos are also very misleading, I wish the place looked like it!! The carpet on the floor is all over more like a liability than anything else… very disappointing and very sad to see they are unable to cope with feedback or support their customers and by the looks of it isn’t only us as plenty of other complaints re...

Every childs dream bright lights fun rides Pay with cash preferred for tokens for the rides▪︎red carpeting throughout plus,so no muddy floors here.. As you enter the huge and brightly lit entrance to the right stands the bar ☆ Where later on I enjoyed a tasty mulled wine warming on my chest.. Quaint covered booth.seating areas/wooden chalet like gingerbread house style for u to eat and drink inside .. smells of the donut-based products to enjoy under £10* There lies the ticket booth-Nearer the entrance was a train track ride for younger members maybe some adults too/catch a winning duck get a prize game Large London eye shaped enclosed ride slowly turns shining brightly.. was seen from the nearby roads/drawing your attention to Winter Wonderland .. A (haunted house type) building with gorilla n things to do stands tall and that fast rides that Twist and turn .. lift up Select your ticket priced tokens b4 u ride.. Bumper cars.my favourite skill to avoid bumping .and by there a warming fire to toast Marshmallows on long sticks.. Skaters rink here ..to try your skills..boots supplied... good to watch .. stall with large sausages to fill into rolls. bits smells...