Botera Union Cannabis Dispensary — Attraction in Union

Wow. Just… wow. I had no idea it was possible to fall in love with a dispensary, but here we are. Someone alert Hallmark.

So I pre-order my weed online like the productive citizen I pretend to be, and somehow—somehow—these magical beings have it ready in under five minutes. I don’t even have time to second-guess my strain, overthink my life choices, or eat an entire bag of chips while I wait. Disrespectful, honestly. Let me procrastinate in peace.

The staff? Ugh. It’s almost Rude how nice and knowledgeable they are. Every time I walk in looking like I’ve just emerged from a nap inside a lava lamp, they smile, ask me what kind of trip I’m trying to go on, and then—bam—they nail it. It’s like they’re psychic… but only about weed. And I respect that.

And don’t even get me started on the hours. Open early, open late. Who do they think they are? A responsible, customer-oriented business that understands the needs of people who operate on chaotic stoner time? The audacity.

I used to go to that other dispensary on Route 22. You know the one—bland vibes, energy of a DMV, budtenders who seem like they’ve never actually touched weed. I thought it was fine… until I came here and realized I’d been settling. Now I wouldn’t go back even if they paid me in pre-rolls and Sour Patch Kids.

In summary: if you want your weed fast, from people who actually know what they’re talking about, in a place that doesn’t feel like a dentist’s office for potheads… this is your spot. But don’t all show up at once, okay? Some of us still enjoy not...

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I have been coming here since they opened the doors I remember I saw a pre roll called super silver haze It was amazing Several months later I see they still have it so I'm like ok I purchased it on Friday I had bought other stuff so I didn't get to the Silver Haze until Monday When I opened it a whole bunch of dust came out It is made by Botanist and always had the B on the preroll tip and is super long and tight This one was loose af and short and didn't have a B on the tip ( I'm going to Write to Botanist on this ) I went back to tell this Dispensary and they said they couldn't do anything for me It was on sale for $9 I spend $100-$200 every visit On record

They lost me I won't be back Mind you I have to go past 3 Dispensaries to get here on rt 22 a major headache highway Be careful when you purchase Be sure it is what you ordered And be sure to go to a reputable Dispensary I never had this problem at the bigger...

I really want to know what they are selling here!!! because it's not what's on the labels Omg, I purchased this strain since spring 2024. This was my first time at this place. 1st of all, they have a sign outside that says for rent. Wasn't sure if they were open. I see why I purchased the "Animal Face 7g." Can not tell you what I got. It tastes like there is perfume sprayed. Smell like pure Delta. I asked the person at the counter if this was the strain that has CBG or D-9 because I do not want to purchase it if it is. He said no, this doesn't have CBG or Delta. I opened the jar, and you can smell the Delta. When I called, they pretended that they had zero idea that they have false description on their site and bootleg strains that you should purchase at a smoke shop and not...