Farmhouse Paso Robles — Hotel in Paso Robles

Stop the car. Leave the luggage. Start the vacation. That’s exactly what ran through my head the moment we laid eyes on the neon beacon that is the Farmhouse Motel sign. A glowing homage to Americana, lit like it was pulled straight from a 1947 postcard and dipped in Paso cool.

This isn’t your average stay. It’s a boutique time machine with the heart of a motor lodge and the soul of a design magazine. And it all starts on that charming little front porch. Room 22 greeted us with Mediterranean tile underfoot, a quaint café table, and bistro chairs that all but whispered, “sip something cold and people-watch like a local.” Naturally, my wife claimed the chair while I stood there soaking it all in like a man realizing he’s made the right choice for once.

Inside, the bed hit the Goldilocks zone: not too soft, not too firm, just the right amount of “cancel our plans, I’m staying horizontal.” Pillows stacked like artisan clouds. Linens crisp and bright. The headboard gave a subtle wink to Southwestern style while the accent pillow provided a riot of color that said this place had flair.

And the air conditioning? Let me be clear, I’m from Texas. Cool air isn’t a luxury. It’s law. That unit didn’t whimper. It roared. I slept like a man who didn’t have to sweat his bourbon off.

Now, about that bathroom. Small? Yes. Functional? Definitely. Charming? Absolutely. Terracotta tiles met thick glass and a mirror that looked like it belonged in an art gallery. Add in boutique soaps, good water pressure, and you’ve got a retro-modern oasis.

But let’s get to the crown jewel: the mini bar. Rod & Hammer’s bourbon. Madre Mezcal. Real barware. I’m talking heavyweight cocktail glasses, a full golden toolkit, and a bar cart that made me consider upgrading my entire home. I haven’t seen this level of minibar ambition since I wandered into a speakeasy in Fort Worth where the bartender had a PhD in garnish. Here, I was the bartender, the patron, and the legend, all in one.

The property itself is soaked in charm. The lobby is part curated shop, part cozy coffee nook, and fully irresistible. It’s where my wife wanted to buy a lemon-printed pillow and I pretended to know the difference between oat milk and almond. The outdoor lounge area is strung with grapevines and filled with mid-century chairs just waiting for long conversations and short pours. There’s a fountain, too. It’s gorgeous. It’s not a pool. Don’t even think about it.

And the wife? She took one long look around, held her coffee like it was spun from gold, and said, “This place is romantic.” That’s all I needed to hear. Romantic means we’ll be back. Probably often. Definitely always to Room 22.

Final Take: The Farmhouse Motel is not a stopover. It’s a destination. A love letter to classic California road trips, soaked in wine country charm and updated with just enough modern indulgence to make you wonder why anyone bothers with big-box hotels anymore. We won’t stay anywhere else in Paso Robles.

See the pictures. Book the room. Raid the minibar. And if you need me, I’ll be on that porch with a bourbon in hand,...

*😤Disappointing Service and Lack of Customer care at Farmhouse in Paso Robles, plenty of other choices with much better service nearby!

I recently had a disappointing experience with this hotel. Despite a miscommunication regarding our reservation date, the hotel staff was unaccommodating and refused to honor our night stay. This lack of understanding and inflexibility left us feeling frustrated and dissatisfied. My wife and I had planned a wine tasting trip for my 40th birthday, and my mother had booked a room for us. Unfortunately, there was confusion regarding the reservation date, as my birthday card indicated a stay on the 30th, while the reservation was actually for the 29th. When we arrived, the hotel staff informed us that we our reservation was for 03/29/24 not 03/30/24. She then advised there were plenty of rooms available but insisted on charging us full price for the night at the full weekend rate.

What was particularly disheartening was the lack of empathy and willingness to find a solution. Despite there being vacant rooms, the staff showed no flexibility and did not provide any discount or alternative options. Moreover, the inconvenience was compounded by the fact that we had been dropped off by a shuttle and had to call for an Uber ride to get back to Arroyo Grande.(wine tasting all day) I was taken back.

It is unfortunate to encounter a hotel that prioritizes profit over customer satisfaction and fails to understand the importance of accommodating guest. Customer care and reputation should be paramount in the hospitality industry.

I hope this review serves as constructive feedback. It is crucial for businesses to prioritize client satisfaction and reputation, even when unexpected situations arise. I encourage you to reevaluate their approach to customer service and consider the impact it has on overall reputation. My mother paid over $300 for a room we never used and we were offered zero accommodations. Very sad and disappointed businesses...

Unbeatable stay in Paso Robles! I booked this place solely on its price, it was the cheapest night stay in all of Paso Robles. I had checked photos so I had high hopes that it would be a decent stay. Turns out, this is one of the best places I have stayed in a very long time! The adorable little bunk house set up makes for a very cozy Stay. The room was outfitted with everything you can imagine to make a motel stay comfortable. sink and coffee maker, small refrigerator and microwave. Even a small electric fireplace for winter stays. The bed was so comfy! On the softer side but exactly what I prefer. Adorable towel creatures adorning the bed and bathroom to rival the finest hotel. This is obviously a family run business and they take great pride in serving their customers well. Location is a good one for the town of Paso Robles. Walkable to the center of town but far enough away that any events there won't bother you. Motel is located on the main street, Spring Street, So you will hear road noise. Paso Robles is a small town so traffic on Spring Street dies down almost entirely before 9:00 p.m. I slept quite comfortably and peacefully without interruption. This is one that I will return to every time I come to Paso Robles. You can pay four times more for a brand new hotel down the street but you won't get the character and care that the Farmhouse...