KALA Greek Frozen Yogurt — Local services in Málaga

"Try the Greek Frozen Yogurt" my children screeched into my ear. Before going here all I heard was how amazing the Greek Frozen Yogurt was and a part of me still wishes to belive that. Unfortunately my first mistake was believing these lies. I travelled from my countryside cottage into the BIG City to try this Greek Frozen Yogurt, a 4 day hike, with no water. I figured it would be worth it, as from the tales I heard this would be enough to revive the spirit of father Christmas himself.

I ordered some Greek Frozen Yogurt with extra olive oil, as my ancestors invented the stuff and I am always preforming quality checks on the product, first of all the employees were rude calling me insulting nicknames such as "spongecake" and "Federico García Lorca". This upset not only me but my ancestors as well. I left, holding back tears. I sat on a street bench, my tears mixing with the sweet Frozen Yogurt, the bitter taste now spreading through my mouth as I took my first spoonfull. It tasted like a combination of roadkill and smallpox. That's when I lost it and began yelling at the Greek Frozen Yogurt while sitting on the street bench. The bystanders looked at me like I was some animal in a zoo, crawling around in my own filth.

I regained my composure and left the big city, I did not yet wish to return to my countryside cottage and so I found myself in a dessert where my every regret manifested itself in my mind. I knew my family would not accept me upon my return. I chose to stowaway in a cargo ship, destined to the new world where my family, my regrets and this Yogurt can never catch up to me.

I now write this review from an Internet cafe in phoenix, Arizona. Will I ever return to my past? I fear it is too late for me... If anyone reads this tale, please do not make the same mistakes that I made as a younger man, avoid KALA Greek Frozen Yogurt at all costs.

2/10:...

Spinta dalla curiosità e dalla fila sempre interminabile fuori dal locale, ho deciso di provare questa yogurteria greca che sembra essere sulla bocca di tutti. Purtroppo l’esperienza è stata deludente.

Ho preso una coppetta piccola con yogurt greco e crema di pistacchio (che tra l’altro viene messa solo sopra e in quantità davvero minima), più una bottiglietta d’acqua: totale €6.80.

La ragazza al banco non mi ha spiegato chiaramente che si poteva scegliere una sola aggiunta oltre alla crema, quindi ho scelto le granelle di cioccolato, e me ne ha messi letteralmente dieci contati.

Avevo voglia di un po’ di frutta e ho chiesto se potevo aggiungere anche due fragoline. Mi ha risposto in modo secco: “No, puoi scegliere solo una cosa”. A quel punto ho anche chiesto se potevo pagare a parte l’aggiunta di fragole, e lei mi ha risposto con un assurdo: “No, non ci vanno”.

Sinceramente sono rimasta senza parole. Possibile che due pezzettini di fragola siano “vietati”, anche offrendosi di pagarli?

Servizio freddo e rigidità eccessiva. Capisco che il locale vada di moda, ma non basta avere la fila fuori per offrire una buona...

The price is so expensive for what you get. They didn’t even have some of the toppings I was most looking forward to such as Dubai chocolate and the natural yogurt flavour is so average. I have had much better frozen yogurt for a lower price. Probably will not return. The only good thing is the aesthetic of the shop which I cannot eat! The server girl was...