The Golfin' Dolphin — Local services in Bethany Beach

So there I was, lost and hopeless, wandering aimlessly around trying to find civilization. In the distance I saw a light. Maybe that's the sign I've been looking for... As my vision was beginning to fade, I used the last bit of energy I had to approach the light. Once I got into viewing range the sign read "Golfin' Dolphin." When I got even closer I was immediately greeted by the warming embrace of the club members. They took me inside and the aura of the place instantly hit me. It was so strong that it instantly gave me all of my energy back.

That was when I noticed the club members having a meeting. They all kept glancing at me, which was odd. Suddenly their meeting dispersed and they took me into another room and lifted me up onto a throne. I was their long lost proficy. I was their leader, their king.

This is now my new home. So if you would like to be treated like royalty, head on down to Golfin' Dolphin, total family fun. It'll be the best decision you've ever...

Was told I could not record a video of my girlfriend playing mini golf so I politely complied and turned off my camera. Spent the rest of the visit being slowly stalked by the woman working there as if we were shoplifting something despite the fact we just paid $20 for what amounted to a five minute mini golf course. Front counter seemed to have no cash register as my money was just placed aside. Does not accept credit cards. We were offered no score cards and couldn't find any, I have no idea if they are available here. Time spend there felt incredibly unsettling and gave us the impression she wanted us to kick us out the entire visit. If you don't want visitors or families to record miniature golf or the view out of your enormous window overlooking the town, please put up a sign and don't treat your only paying customers of the evening as if we're up to something nefarious. I've felt more comfortable waiting for skin...

My first time in bethany, looking for some fun mini golf with some friends. Not only did we stumble upon the greatest mini golf course known to man, but the experience that followed improved every aspect of my life. Each hole played made me come closer and closer to the realization of what i’m destined to do in my life. As soon as I finished sinking the 18th hole shot, i saw glimpses of god before my very own eyes. He whispered seductively in my ear, “you did it my child.” At this point I knew I could conquer every obstacle in my way throughout the rest of my life. I’ve never felt so indestructible, so powerful, so… free. Thank you Golfin Dolphin, I’ll remember this experience for the rest of my life, and the many successes it...