⭐ "Bal Harbour Square — Where Malls Go to Retire" 🏚️🛒💤 If you’ve ever wondered what happens when a shopping plaza gives up on its hopes and dreams… welcome to Bal Harbour Square 🎭🙃
The vibe? Imagine a ghost town, but with fewer tumbleweeds and more faded “For Lease” signs 🏴☠️📉. I half expected a film crew to pop out and tell me I’d stumbled into the set of The Walking Retail.
Parking is… available. Like, ALL the parking 🚗🅿️😂. Probably because no one’s here except you, three confused pigeons 🐦, and a guy who looked lost since 1997.
Shops? Sure, there are “places” here. But it’s mostly a guessing game of “Are they open? Are they closed? Are they just hiding from customers?” 🤷♂️🕵️♀️
Bal Harbour Square is basically that friend who “used to be fun” in the 80s and now just sits around reminiscing about their glory days 📼📟💔
One star ⭐ — because although it’s depressing, it’s also a fascinating urban exploration site… if you’re into retail...
Read moreI'm seeking assistance to determine if there are any camera recordings available or if the administration office of the mall can help me identify who hit my car and left the scene. On June 3rd, 2024, around 4PM till 5:30pm I was dining at Chipotle. When I came out, I discovered that someone had hit my passenger door and left. My car, a Hyundai Santa Fe Hybrid SUV, was parked right in front of Chipotle and Bolay. I had call the number of the mall and no answers also I emailed and no answers.
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Read moreI don't really consider Bal Harbour square a shopping mall more of a shopping center but I can say I really do enjoy the places there the Chipotle in Bar Harbor square is my personal favorite Chipotle and the workers there are always extremely kind I visit the pay once on a date with my wife some years back the food was good in the service was better the PetSmart is where I recently got health insurance on my dog and sometimes I walk around Michael's just to see what they...
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