Mia Mover — Local services in Miami Springs

Miami International Airport. A year and a half ago, we were in Europe, and when we arrived for Europe on Iberia, we went to the bathroom and saw the filth there, the escalators were non-functional, the luggage on small mats where everyone crowded together, a real mess. Today we're back from Europe, and worse: leaky ceilings, dirty bathrooms, no toilet paper to dry your hands, no detergent to wash them, the escalators still not working, and the toilets are covered in nylon where it says they're out of service. I don't live in Miami-Dade, which I'm grateful for for many reasons, not just the airport and the traffic. Madrid's airports are shameful; it seems like you've arrived in another world in comparison. My question is, what are the politicians doing in the county, starting with the mayor...

I have used this many times to get from airport to rental car centre Today I boarded the train and it came to a stop between rental centre and airport No updates from staff except one who stated shortly moving again after already being there 25 mins 45 minutes later no movement no further updates Eventually train backed up to rental car centre Once disembarked from train an airport rep said it was now working and we would have to go back and line up with people who had just arrived Still did not appear to be working Other train out of service Told there was a bus outside to take us to the airport No bus outside Took a taxi last minute I had 10 mins before checkin closed and I had been on the train 21:2 hours earlier Customer...

Conclusion first: A flawless teleportation spell in machine form

The MIA Mover is the kind of fast-travel every adventurer dreams of. Smooth, swift, and enchantingly automated, it whisks you from terminal to rental car center like a level 9 spell cast by an overqualified wizard.

No delays, no crowds, no arcane incantations needed – just step in, hold onto your gear, and enjoy the view as the world slides past in glassy silence. It feels almost… suspiciously efficient. Like a trick from a benevolent trickster god.

Final verdict: If all transport systems were this sleek, half the realm’s problems would vanish. 5/5 – would ride into battle on it, if it had rails to the...