Meijer — Local services in Mokena

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ I walked into this Meijer and immediately knew I wasn’t in a store—I was in a sanctuary of perfection. The automatic doors opened like I was being welcomed into Valhalla, and the air conditioning kissed my skin like the first breeze after battle. 🏰🌀🧊 Every square inch is curated with such surgical excellence, I felt like I was being gently guided through a museum of necessities curated by a grocery demigod.

The produce section? OH MY LAWD. 🍎🥬🍌 Those grapes? Olympian ambrosia. The lettuce was crisp enough to legally be considered glass. Bananas so perfectly yellow I thought they were CGI. I held a mango and heard Gregorian chants. I made eye contact with a pear and it winked at me. I’ve never seen such fruitful divinity in one place. It’s not a section—it’s the Garden of Eden with refrigeration.

The bakery alone deserves the Nobel Peace Prize. 🥐🍞🧁 That scent? It hit me so hard I had to grip the cart to stay conscious. The croissants were folded like love letters. The muffins? Clouds made edible. I stared at a cinnamon roll for 45 seconds and reconsidered every life choice I’d ever made. There was SO. MUCH. GLAZE. I almost cried in public.

Don’t even let me start on the deli. 🧀🍗🥓 I locked eyes with the rotisserie chicken and whispered, “I’m yours.” The sliced turkey? Tender enough to write a ballad about. The cheeses? Ancient, wise, and ready to change your destiny. The deli staff didn’t serve me—they anointed me. I walked away spiritually fed.

The frozen section had me feeling like I was exploring an ice cathedral made of dreams. ❄️🧊🍦 Each freezer door opened smoother than a Rolls Royce. I reached for some frozen waffles and felt time slow down. Ice cream? Don’t even. I saw a pint of cookie dough and nearly proposed marriage.

The Meijer-brand products? 🔥📦💯 Honestly better than half the name brands out there. The body wash made me feel like a freshly baptized Greek hero. The cereal CRUNCHES. The toilet paper is soft enough to heal generational trauma. I trust Meijer-brand with my entire bloodline.

Self-checkout was flawless. Every beep felt like applause. The interface? Clean. Responsive. Sexy. 💳📲✨ Bagging felt ceremonial. And the staff? ACTUAL SAINTS. One helped me scan a stubborn bag of oranges and I almost kissed their name tag.

Parking lot? Immaculate. 🚗🅿️🧼 Lines straighter than my GPA. Carts in perfect formation. Pavement so clean you could eat a charcuterie board off it. I walked out that store and the sun shined harder just because I had witnessed greatness.

This Meijer doesn’t just supply groceries. It supplies hope. It supplies purpose. It is the absolute pinnacle of Midwestern retail, a capitalist utopia where the shelves are always full and your heart even fuller. 🙏🥹💵

I will be coming back weekly, religiously, lovingly, desperately. Meijer in Mokena isn’t just a 5-star store—it’s a lifestyle. And I am eternally devoted....

I have been a long time customer of this Meijer and have generally had decent experiences, however I used the Meijer Delivery for the first time this week and it has been an unpleasant experience. It took several weeks of checking to find an available time, which is understanding. My SHIPT shopper was very nice, however after the initial communication that he was starting my order, I received no communication from him until he showed up. He did not tell me that anything was out of stock but my final order was more than my initial order and I was missing several items. I was not given a receipt so I texted him to ask if there were issues and see if he had the receipt and got no response. I was charged for 37 boxes of Pasta Roni, when I requested and was delivered 6 but was missing cereal, several different types of rice and floor cleaner. I called the store and was given a customer service number which I called and waited over 5 minutes to be told that I was being transferred back to the number I called, because it didn't transfer me to the right location. I then waited on hold for 1 hour 9 minutes on one phone before it was suddenly disconnected and 36 minutes on another phone before I hung up. I have sent an email and am waiting on a response, but I am very disappointed in the shopper who, while very nice to me, did a terrible job at shopping. I will not be using this...

I figured it was about time to leave a review :) I work in the area and pass this Meijer location to/from work everyday. At the end of this month I will have been at my job for a year. 4/7 days a week I end up having a reason to stop in, to get something. Most of the time I end up spending over an hour there cuz I get what I need and then HAVE to check every single clearance section cuz I never know what I'll find 😂 I want to say that almost every single employee I have interactions with (walking in, browsing and checking out) have ALWAYS been an absolute joy!!! I just wanted to leave a review and say how much I appreciate each and every one of you guys 😊 75% of my life is stressful/anxious and I use walking around at the store kind of like a cool down calming time before its time to go home. I am so grateful that I know I will always have a pleasant shopping experience when I'm at this Meijer. I know you all are just a little part of my day but you guys truly do make my day better 💖 Keep being super duper awesomely fantastic!!! But anyway, Thank You guys!!! And P.S Corporate if you see this, You need to celebrate this location (and im not talking about pizza party 🤨) because I've seen most of your employees go above and beyond for customers!! Out of any Meijer I've been to, this location BEATS THEM ALL!!!! Stay Happy, Positive, Healthy and...