Golden Dragon Geraldton Chinese Restaurant — Restaurant in Geraldton

If you’re looking to ruin your day, destroy your appetite, and question your life choices — this is the perfect restaurant for you.

I ordered Kung Pao Chicken, Black Bean Beef, and Garlic Squid, and every single dish felt like a personal attack on my taste buds.

The Kung Pao Chicken was offensively sweet, like someone dumped cough syrup all over dry, rubbery chicken. Zero spice, zero flavor, zero dignity. The Black Bean Beef should be renamed “Black Bean Fat Soup” — barely any beef, mostly chewy, fatty scraps swimming in a bitter, salty mess. The Garlic Squid? I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy. The squid reeked of the ocean in the worst way and had the texture of a recycled tire. The garlic? I guess someone in the kitchen just thought about garlic from another room.

Every bite felt like punishment. I genuinely wondered if I was on a hidden camera prank show.

The only thing this meal succeeded in doing was making me appreciate plain rice and clean water. My taste buds are still in recovery, and my soul is mildly traumatized.

If you’re thinking about trying this place — don’t. Just don’t. This wasn’t food. This was a...

Come over to the West for Christmas holiday, went out for tea with my mum and the family, quick to seat, slow to take orders.. wait staff that took out meals were asked to bring all meals and entrees out together, not only did the entrees come out in drive and drabs but 2 meals were completely missed from the docket ( even though one meal was meant to the 2 of). sweet and soup pork was more batter than anything and not enjoyable. Main meals come out in dribs and drabs as well with my husband being able to all but finish his meal before the next main meal was brought out. While the 2 young wait staff put in a great effort they were poorly guided as to where meals were meant to be and were extremely apologetic for the meals that didn’t even make the docket. Needless to say if we ever made it back to the West we wouldn’t be returning, not only was there no apology from the kitchen with hold up on meals but everything was well below average. If there is a next time I do believe we will wait for the Jade House to open or better yet for the price of everything hit up red...

hmmm.. store itself was nice enough and service was good. on the premium end for pricing but the food was really bad. spring rolls practically empty, just pastry.sweet sout pork was somehow super dry and the sauce was pretty much just vinegar. balance was out. green curry, ok i know about velveting for tenderness but this was straight up slimy and still tough. whole dish was a throw away, wife refused to eat it. i didnt want it either. bin. veggy noodles were tough and sauce didnt taste very vegan, not that we are but i notice and sure that could be an issue for some. not sure whats going on with your oil too but after taste is wild and made us feel sick. for 80+ bucks? we see you get a discount if you 5 star review before recieving your order. you shouldnt have to pay for them but now i get why you ask for them early. wont be back, but have to give some...