The Last Chance — Restaurant in Melbourne

On the wild night of 6/10 into 7/10, I embarked on an odyssey into the Last Chance Rock and Roll Bar—a realm of delightful absurdity and intriguing extremeness.

Upon entering, I was instantly submerged in a sea of patrons who defied the very laws of conventional appearance. Their hair resembled a psychedelic kaleidoscope, as if they'd personally challenged the rainbow to a duel.

The live music that manifested on stage was an enigma of sound, transcending the boundaries of comprehension. It was as if extraterrestrial beings had landed and started a jam session with musical instruments from a parallel universe. The absurdity was so intoxicatingly surreal that I questioned the very fabric of reality.

What truly defied expectations were the enchanting transgender individuals who graced this curious establishment. They wielded a unique charm that went beyond mere friendliness—it was as if they held the secrets of the cosmos in their captivating gazes. Their presence added a layer of enigmatic allure to the already bewildering evening.

Now, let us not forget the ever-watchful security personnel. Their devotion to safeguarding this peculiar haven deserves a celebration of its own. One couldn't help but wonder if their nipples, hidden beneath their security attire, possessed a certain gentleness that transcended mere human perception. They were, in their own right, an enigmatic and integral part of the Last Chance experience. The beedy eyes and curly hair of the security officer, combined with a curled lip that would intermittently enter into a sneer, was intimidating to begin with, but once it was clear the man was a high functioning disabled individual it only added to an incredible experience.

In the realm of the Last Chance Rock and Roll Bar, the ordinary is but a distant memory, replaced by the extraordinary, the absurd, and the downright bizarre. It's a place where the boundaries of reality blur, and where security is a mysterious enigma with gentle nipples. This is a destination that dares to defy the mundane, inviting you to embrace the weird and wonderful with open arms.

The abundance of homosexuals was also cause for celebration. Some of the bathroom stalls descended into lude and intense experiences that one struggles...

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Love this bar . The walls get me . covered in all these quotes and pics STICKERS and flyers could read for hours.

and the $12 steak night . Are you kidding . Amazing . Highly recommend . I go every Wednesday $12 300grams porterhouse served with sweet potatoes fries (might I add my fiance hates sweet potatoes and pumpkin yet finishes the sweet potatoes fries first) best sweet potatoes fries I have ever had in my life and salad . At woolies is $14 for a 300grams porterhouse not to mention cooking it . And is served with a side of authentic dirty thick pub gravy or garlic butter depends on the night I think . I have never faulted they're steak night . Am yet to try the family dinner night on Tuesdays and the other nights they have. It says they mention on they're socials but havnt seen what they do or a menu . Cheap great locally brewed beers and the stage/band room out the back is sick as f*ck . Defs keen to try more food and suss a gig in the band room . Not to mention how Beautifull the staff are and owners for trying to keep the tote living . So that there goes to show they not only pride them selfs and they're bar but also care for the community and other locals . #selfless do your self a favour and go suss the last chance they're steak night a gig or all of the above . You won't regret it .

Also not to mention our medium rare steaks chips salad and gravey are prepared in around 10-12 mins perfect service friendly staff great chef great prices. Am rambling now so if ur have committed to reading this far . You may as well commit to heading...

A haven for metal heads, goths and other seemingly unsavoury types.

This place has a wide range of spirits on offer but a narrower range of beers on tap.

The place can be pretty dead during the week but not unlike Dr Frankenstein the live gigs on Friday and Saturday nights send a life-giving electrifying jolt through Last Chance that permeates almost every square metre of the space.

The pool table can also provide a lively side-show as this reviewer can attest having navigated his way through nigh on infinite pool politics negotiations (while winning a couple on the way).

If you're feeling adventurous on a Friday or Saturday night give this a place a go.

The live music space isn't the biggest but it does create a self contained vacuum of sound that doesn't overwhelm the rest of the venue if you're not watching a...