Burger King — Restaurant in Milan

"BURGER KING VEGAN BURGER OPENED A PORTAL TO THE FIFTH DIMENSION"

I bit into the vegan burger, and everything changed. The lights flickered, my hands trembled, and suddenly, I was floating above the restaurant, watching myself eat like some astral projection gone wrong. The patty wasn’t food—it was a message from beings far beyond our comprehension.

The pickles whispered ancient truths. The lettuce folded into fractal patterns. The ketchup? A blood pact with the cosmos. I could feel the Earth spinning faster with each bite, time warping as if Burger King had hacked the simulation.

By the time I finished, I was no longer me. I was everything and nothing, a vegan burger prophet destined to spread its gospel. Do not eat this burger unless you are ready to face the infinite void of flavor and existential...

There is no excuse for how slow the service is in this place. I've been here three times, and every one of them I had to leave after twenty minutes of waiting in line (behind five or six people, not a hundred) because I was about to miss my train. It is supposed to be a fast food restaurant, and they weren't able to even collect my order in almost half an hour, let alone actually delivering it. Not because they were busy or anything, it was just that they seemed to be moving in slow motion for no particular reason other than to make people wait. I'd have gone elsewhere, but this was the only place still open at that time of the evening. A restaurant with this kind of service has no place...

Ruuuude as hell. This old lady was not ready to customize my burger. I didn't even say to add anything. I just said to remove the tomatoes and lettuce. She said she won't customize and instead she said, if you are allergic to these. "Just don't eat the burger". Can't believe she actually said that. Did not stay there anymore. Will never even step in to this store again. If they don't want to sell. Why putting a store. Waste of...