Deus Cafe Isola - The Portal of Possibilities — Restaurant in Milan

Deus ex machina cafe, an international hipster chain, certainly lives up to its reputation. This establishment exudes a certain fanciness, where every detail is meticulously curated. Even the small oil cans on the tables pay homage to the mechanical world of bikes, a thoughtful touch that adds to the overall ambiance.

I visited during the latter half of August, a period when the entire city tends to be quieter. Consequently, the cafe was nearly empty, which provided a sense of serenity. However, the tranquility was somewhat offset by the leisurely pace of the service.

While the menu descriptions promised an exceptional culinary experience, the reality was a tad disappointing. The food was undoubtedly good, but it didn't quite live up to the lofty expectations set by the menu. Additionally, I found the prices to be on the higher side, which may be attributed to the cafe's somewhat touristy nature.

Deus ex machina cafe is undeniably a cool place, perfect for a dinner outing with friends or clients seeking an unconventional experience. It's an ideal spot if you want to immerse yourself in a unique atmosphere. However, it may not be the best choice if you're alone and seeking a quiet place to unwind, read, or simply chill.

In summary, Deus ex machina cafe is a hipster haven worth exploring for its distinctive ambiance and curated details. While it may not be the most budget-friendly option and might not suit solo relaxation, it offers a cool and memorable experience, particularly for social gatherings or unique dining...

This might have been the worst breakfast I have ever had. We trekked out to this cafe in the hopes of eating something a little fresher to break up all the pizza and pasta we had been eating on our holiday in Italy. I was yet to have a bad meal in Italy but that was about to change. The cafe itself is very pretty. We were seated outside in the courtyard. It took a bit of time for someone to bring us menus. Once we had picked our meals it took at least 20 minutes for anyone to take our order, despite being the only customers there who hadn’t already ordered yet & it being a quiet Monday. We were then told that half the menu wasn’t available (why this wasn’t pointed out to us before we ordered I have no idea). We ordered coffee, juice, a toastie & avocado toast. The order took 30+ minutes to arrive. To spend close to an hour waiting for food when your time in a city is limited is disappointing, the cafe was also almost empty & our meals were simple. The coffee was weak (even the dippio was weak? How is that possible?) The avocado toast had avocado that taste like it had been frozen, left out for a week and blended. There were coddled eggs on the toast . No where on the menu did it list there would be eggs on the toast? I hate coddled eggs and would not have ordered them if I knew. It was a truly awful experience. Pro tip, don’t try to do an Australian breakfast in Italy. Stick to pastry & coffees...

This place was recommended to my lady and I while attending the EICMA show in Milano..

Strike one, we walked in and received no service to be seated. So, we walked around inside and sat ourselves... No worries.. We sat at the end of a table where a couple was already seated; a table for six. They sat at one end, we sat at the other. After about seven minutes, the couple left and we were approached for service. We ordered two coffees and before the waitress left, the manager approached and in a scornful tone tells the waitress we cannot sit there because it's a table of six. Strike Two. The waitress was as perplexed and baffled as we were because the place was virtually empty.

We ordered off the brunch menu. Not as many options as we hoped but the reviews said it would be good. Family, listen to me, the food was about as bland as unflavored yogurt. Strike Three.

But maybe their drinks could steady the ship! The Caffee Nino was good! Kind of an espresso with Nutella and chopped pistachios. The lady looked the Ginger juice Nino but it was a bit bland as well.

All in all this place could be great, but just isn't. The waitresses were great... The manager was an a$$... The food was whack... The place and environment was nice... Just my humble...