Jazmínthing Asia Buffet — Restaurant in Palma

This undoubtedly is the worst place I have ever eaten. The buffet works out at about £12, The lesson here is if the price is too good to be true it is too good to be true. From the beginning we were ignored, as members of staff went to tables next to us to take orders and collect plates leaving us to sit there idling. The beef was a mixture of brown oil and what I can only describe as mystery baboon meat, the prawns still had all the internals leaving us to pick them out and the term Japanese popcorn chicken is frankly scandalous, small fried rat toes is a closer description, painfully masqueraded by a dribble of sweet chili sauce. The Miso soup tastes like watery brown sugar bubble tea with floating cholesterol sprinkled throughout.

We left more by starvation than satiation. To add insult to injury the baboon appeared to resurface in our hotel bathroom as my girlfriend blocked the Palma water system with vomit.

If horrendous customer service, oily armadillo meat and a penchant for losing weight quickly is your idea of a nice evening out, welcome to...

Oh gawd, where do I start lawl 😂😂😂😂😂, walked in tae the restaurant and the lassie was stood at the door, we can already tell there was a language barrier so I was gonna cut her a bit eh slack. However, soon as I asked table for six, she just looked at me like a spare prick, then decided to not take us to our table but just pointed to the table, I was in shocked and nearly burst out into tears. BUT WAIT, there’s more, she then had to bring to tables together so we can all sit together. She decides to move the table the tiniest bit and makes us to it, I was so shocked i nearly started, crying, we had a six month pregnant women with us and my cousin with brain damage from falling off a horse. TBH at points I felt like cracking her cause the amount of times she stared at me, maybe she fancied me idk. Apart from that...

Very nice eating experience! It’s one of our best choices in our trip in Mallorca. I followed this restaurant’s instagram for a long time. It was in my list to go in Palma. We made the reservation before coming which it’s smart because it was really full. Those waitresses are super friendly and the restaurant had a very nice movement. The restaurant had a “all you can eat” menu with pictures which is helpful in order and there had a lot of vegetarian options so that my vegetarian friend also could get plenty of food. We will come back for sure once we go back to visit Mallorca again. I highly recommend you to have...